Chapter 11 Unhappy Korean Roll (Part)

The great writer Jin Shengtan invented a great style of writing "It's not too pleasant", which lists all kinds of things that seem to be pleasant but are actually deplorable, and everything ends with the four characters "It's not too pleasant".When I read it, the laity laughed, and the refined scholar was sad.Among them, my favorite passage is "Being born with one or two boils, shutting the door and taking a hot bath, it is not so pleasant!" It really describes the joys of the world, the demeanor of a hero and the essence of life, which makes people want to cry and laugh. I can't laugh or cry again, these seventeen characters are better than thousands of words of many great masters!There are many imitators in later generations, but good sentences are rare.I also often think of emulation, but after writing it, I feel ashamed to compare it with the old man Shengtan.Although he is no better than him, but after all, it is his own broom bumps that he is reluctant to throw away, just like Kong Jiji's big money, although it is only nine coins, it is shameless, and it is worth talking about a bowl of hot wine.It's exactly: If you have wine today, get drunk today, and steal books tomorrow if you don't have money, how pleasant it is!It is for sequence.

01．Eat all day long, read Jin Shengtan's "Isn't it too happy", it's not too happy! 02．Shutting the door in a small room, I was working hard to concoct "It's not too happy", when I heard the roar of the east lion saying: "It's time to eat! Today I have braised pork." Then he broke the door and went out, what a joy! 03．It was reported that a husband and wife slept until midnight, and the wife suddenly yelled, "Run! My husband is back." The husband turned over and jumped out of the window naked. What a pleasure! 04．Colliding with a beautiful woman on a bicycle, moaning and groaning first, doing pains, earning her attentive support, softly apologizing, no matter how magnanimous, let her go away with guilt, what a pleasure!

05．Public toilets on the street are difficult to find, so go straight to a luxurious five-star hotel. There must be high-end toilets with clear instructions in the lobby, and waiters bow to greet you when you enter and exit, which is refreshing.Using the five-star hotel where dignitaries and dignitaries stay as the toilet is really "dung and dirt today, and thousands of households are waiting for it", and it is not so pleasant! 06．The daughter of a certain central government leader entrusted someone to tell her that she will apply for my postgraduate entrance examination next year, and she answered her in six words: "I am selling my art, not my body!" What a pleasure!

07．After getting on the bus, I suddenly found that I forgot to bring my wallet, so I recited Li Bai's "The Road to Shu" aloud. 08．Three or five friends went to a female classmate's house to pay New Year's greetings. When they knocked on the door, they imitated her husband's Shanghai accent. The female classmate didn't notice, but cursed at her husband through the door. After opening the door for a long time, everyone roared with laughter. What a pleasure! 09．The phone line is crossed, and I accidentally heard a certain professor who is good-looking and pious talking about dirty secrets, what a pleasure!

10.During the banquet, the beer bottle exploded, not only did no one get hurt, but the manager of the restaurant announced that all 30 dishes were free, and each person was given a bottle of foreign wine. What a joy! 11.Go to the hospital to accompany the patient, take a nap on a simple bed in the corridor, and fall asleep unconsciously.He was suddenly pushed into the mortuary by three or five nurses, but he shouted loudly, the nurses were horrified, and they all scattered like birds and beasts, what a pleasure! 12.A certain bad guy has been working for many years and finally joined the party. The masses were outraged. I comforted them and said: "This is a good thing. Now the ranks of the masses are more pure."

13.On the bus, I met a scam group performing hard, and I just admired it silently, not falling into their trap.Their lips were parched, they hated me to the bone, but they didn't dare to attack me, so they got out of the car and dispersed in batches.I have to observe life for free, what a pleasure! 14.There are no classes, no meetings, no meals for days, but eating scallions, garlic, and radishes at home is not so pleasant! 15.Calling the wrong lover's name is a cover-up saying: "I will give you a nickname." What a pleasure! 16.In the bustling streets of South Korea, they cursed loudly in Chinese, thinking that no one could understand them.Suddenly, a young girl next to her smiled and said, "You are Teacher Kong, right? I'm an international student here, and I've seen you on TV before." Immediately, she blushed and felt very happy!

17.In South Korea alone, free from the white cultural terror of the reactionary rightists, and free to sing model operas and thousands of revolutionary songs from all over the world every day, how happy it is! 18.The husband and wife lived apart for several months, but they resumed their love letters. After ten years, the husband and wife are doing pediatrics again, how happy it is! 19.The Korean diet lacks oil and meat, and the figure is becoming slimmer. The bogus bogus bourgeois attitude of the potbellied is expected to return me to the true heroic appearance of the proletariat. What a pleasure!

20.Most of the Ewha female college students did not abide by classroom discipline. I did not know Korean, so I could not reprimand them, so I had to beat them on the spot with stationery such as textbooks and lesson plans.It's not a pleasure to openly beat a girl like a flower every now and then and be justified! twenty one.Every time I attend multidisciplinary Chinese studies conferences in Korea, I can get a glimpse of the deceitful performances of neighboring disciplines, which doubles my belief in loving the literature major. twenty two.Eating sashimi in the face of the sea is a pleasure!

twenty three.Since I am not at the level of amateur 2nd dan, I actually have to play a game with Lee Chang-ho, how pleasant it is! twenty four.It's so fun to scold the Japanese in South Korea! 25．Listening to Bach reading Jin Yong and drinking Maojian on a rainy day is so pleasant! 26．Seeing bad people scolding me online, speaking incoherently, showing jealousy and fear, what a pleasure! 27．A major newspaper in South Korea gave me newspapers every day, and hoped that I would order generously.I found out that the position of this newspaper is the mouthpiece of the big chaebol, opposing the reunification of the North and the South, so I made a serious announcement in Chinese characters: I am a member of the Communist Party of China, so I don’t read your newspaper.He left in embarrassment, what a pleasure!

28．The computer was paralyzed by a virus attack, but fortunately met an expert who rejuvenated, and a word was not lost, what a pleasure! 29．Walking in the street in the hot summer, under the scorching sun, dry mouth and tongue, suddenly there is a beverage company's advertising lady along the way to send you a cool drink, let you drink for nothing and she said thank you, what a pleasure! 30．Friends who haven't seen each other for twelve years are meeting in South Korea to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival together. What a joy! 31．Stir-frying Chinese food, smelling fragrant all over the building, Korean children screaming outside the door, their parents scolding and drooling, peeping through the door mirror, what a pleasure!

32．In Korea, I actually met readers who love my articles asking for their signatures, what a pleasure!