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Chapter 8 Section VIII

Poison 2 (optional reading) 韩寒 1918Words 2018-03-18
But the hypocrisy is that if the opposite lottery is drawn, Sibian will brazenly say: Our point of view has always been ×××××××. ●When our side has no advantage and can’t find a favorable example, all we can do is analyze what the other party will say, and the other party is a guy from the Academy of Life Sciences, who knows what cloning is, and there will inevitably be a lot of Terminology to scare people.And when we talk about the various disadvantages of cloning technology, they will definitely say a cliché and nothing new that basically appears in all debates. The general meaning is: Guns can be used to kill and save People, the key is to see whose hands it is in.

The implication is: if cloning technology is in our hands, it will be harmful to society; if it is in their hands, it will benefit the public. ●I said slowly: The thing is like this, you know I am holding a debate recently... Lao Xia asked: Why haven't I heard of it? I said: I just won the chance to go to Hong Kong to see beautiful girls. Lao Xia suddenly realized and said: Oh, I have heard of it. ●I stopped a girl who was wearing glasses and looked bookish, and asked gracefully: Classmate, I would like to ask you a question, how can I get to the library? But the woman replied: How do I know, you can go to the map at the school gate by yourself.

●When I was in high school, there was a woman who was the director of the sports department. She was mainly engaged in shot put. Not to mention her shocking appearance, she was full of fat. ●Speaking of the head of the sports department in our high school, I remember that every time this person wants to throw a shot put with all his strength, he always spends more force than throwing the ball to say "Hi!" An interest group specializing in seismic instruments was very excited. ●Our high school class teacher's hobby is to observe the love dynamics in the class, and the methods are low-level, such as picking up notes from the trash can.Once this person gains something, he immediately reports criticism to the whole class, and believes that the person concerned will not have great achievements in the future.This view is very strange, as if scientists have achieved many important research results by masturbation.

●I have been looking for a beautiful girl, she needs to have long hair, can be tied into a ponytail, and this ponytail can be touched by me, this is not the most important point, the most important thing is that other perverts want When she stepped forward to touch her, she would immediately face him angrily and yell, "You rascal." Unfortunately, I have met many women who can satisfy the first point. As for the second point, if the man who is more visually disturbing touches it, they will indeed yell: You rascal!And once they meet a handsome guy, they will behave extremely docile.

I once thought that if a beautiful woman wants to touch my hair, I will immediately change to a comfortable position and let her touch it. This contradiction confuses me. ●One of the questions I have been thinking about is why we need beautiful women. Maybe they change your living habits, making people feel that the world is full of expectations.Although when you feel that what you expect is about to be obtained, they will immediately go to save all sentient beings, making others feel that life is full of expectations. ●When it was time for the actual competition, I found that there were actually a lot of people who paid attention to this matter, and people who watched it covered the window sills.I think the main reason is that they want to see what it's like for eight animals to fight.It was only later that we discovered that these people were called by the other party to join us, because as soon as the other party came out, the crowd cheered up immediately. Of course, the crowd cheered up when we came out, shouting: Get out, get out, eat shit from the Chinese department.And the slogans are uniform, which makes us suspect that they often practice, and there is a conductor in front of them, telling everyone to master the rhythm.Afterwards, the competition was very intense. Fortunately, the distance between the two sides was relatively far. If everyone gathered around a table to debate like a New Year's Eve dinner, several people from both sides must have been carried out.

●The results of this game is still our victory.Later, it was learned that the reason for the opponent's failure was that the school felt that the four debaters generally looked better and affected the school's reputation. If they really went to Hong Kong later, they might give the school the impression that the school has a poor source of students. ●After seven or eight games in total, we will go to Hong Kong in 20 days.The members are as follows: In a debate, he has formed his own fierce characteristics in several games, and there have been several times of "his grandma's" appearing. Every time his grandma appeared, he could successfully reverse the situation of the game, so what he was worried about was whether the Hong Kong people could understand What does "his grandma's" mean.

●Three debates, a woman, only said one sentence in all the competitions, and this was during the free debate. She stood up courageously and said: Regarding this issue, I want to say—then the host said: I’m sorry , the square time is up. ●In fact, generally speaking, this school is good, because not only does it not interfere with the cohabitation of students, but also many teachers take the lead in cohabitation. ●Probably because it is said that “every step taken by a writer is difficult”, this person has difficulty walking, it took half an hour just to walk from the platform to the train, and then it took us another five minutes to get him from the taxi After getting up and down, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours ahead of time. As a result, it took almost the time for this person to go from the security check to the boarding gate by the plane from Beijing to Hong Kong.

Then we queued for a long time, the tour guide walked around the building for a long time after passing the security check, and finally came to an exit. Everyone was so excited that Hong Kong was under their feet, but a hawker called there, come and see me The ×××, the cheapest in Shenzhen... ●What came to my mind was an old, conservative guy in school grinning and saying: This is an era of flaunting individuality. ●Our topic of debate is whether a high salary can support honesty. The topic is to be notified on the spot, which is said to reflect the true meaning of the debate.And we found that the other party had already prepared for this, and even had a lot of notes.And the four of us still haven't figured out what this means.

Later, everyone finally worked together to figure out the original meaning of this debate: If a corrupt official is given a high salary, will he be able to stop being greedy? We then agreed that the answer was: bullshit, of course not.
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