Chapter 7 Section VII

On the road, another car blindly overtook us and said goodbye to us. He said to the driver of the car in front: Awesome, what a fucking bull.And the most peculiar thing is that we really met a cow on the side of the road, Lao Xia said: cow, what a fucking cow.Then I realized something was wrong, and after thinking about it for a long time, I remembered that I shouldn’t say it’s a cow, it’s really a fucking cow, it should be a cow, it’s a fucking cow. ●We came to Yeshan when the summer was about to turn cold this year.I have no interest in such things as mastering knowledge and defending the country. What I am interested in is that this is a strange place, which means that after many years of mediocrity in a familiar place, I will go to a new place to continue Do nothing.My purpose is clear - to meet a beautiful girl.

●I always thought this was a very despicable idea, but later I found out that among my classmates, this is a very lofty ideal.Among my buddies in this class, there are those who aspire to become gangsters; some who aspire to plunge Asia into financial crisis;Being with these people, in addition to admiring their lofty ideals, we can also see their unremitting efforts for their ideals. For example, those who aspire to become Jiangyang thieves go to nearby elementary schools three times a week to practice on average; those who want to plunge Asia into a financial crisis first learn to steal the wallets of people in the class and cause the financial crisis in their class first; Practice hard on your body.

●Once when I was sitting in the car, I saw a taxi turning left. Suddenly, the right tire of the car flew straight out, and then I saw the driver pointing at his own tire and laughing.I was wondering how it was such a joyous thing to lose a wheel while driving, and my driver said: That idiot, I thought someone else's wheel had fallen off. ●Oh, what a pity, if the ball does not miss, it will be scored! ●White girls while drunk, unfortunately, when people scold them as perverts, they put all the blame on places like Tsingtao Brewery. ●Then I did a rather foolish thing, which was to ask the old guard to open the door.The main reason is that I imagined that this kind of person's duty is as simple as opening and closing the door. I didn't expect that this kind of person also has the function of making a small report to the principal.

In fact, my correct behavior at that time should be to climb through the school gate, the dormitory gate, and the dormitory door. In short, the concise description is to climb through the triple gate. ●In other words, this person has always longed for his first love to be romantic, so he will not admit it until he meets such a person.Everything before that was purely an exercise. In other words, this person’s ideal person is like this and I am like that. For example, this person has always liked Ferrari, but unfortunately God gave her a small Xiali, so she had to make do with it and declare that it is someone else’s car. She just borrowed it to get familiar with the car so that there will be no accidents when she drives a good car in the future.

In other words, this person has always wanted a little Xiali, but a Ferrari fell from the sky, so this person felt that he was not skilled enough and difficult to drive, so he simply stopped driving. I would rather believe the latter hypothesis. Unfortunately, this is not possible. ●There will be no accidents, just a little more twists and turns. ●There are also some guys who drink because they think drinking is more stylish.Such guys are generally from the Chinese department. Their point of view is that people who think that people who engage in literature don't drink alcohol, then they are a fart.Although there are some logical problems in this statement, it can still be seen that the guy in the Chinese department is really stupid.

Some other guys come to drink because "the mind has a bump," which is simply to hit the head against the wall.For example, a person's ideal is world peace without war, but the next day the Americans flattened our embassy with two missiles, so this person was very depressed and drank his worries with alcohol.In other words, it is a stupid x, thinking of a stupid x question, and the result is like a computer crash.There are many such idiots. Generally, these people are from philosophy departments. ●In the past, a playground was quietly transformed into a vegetable farm, and it was full of people, and there was already a crowded vegetable farm a few hundred meters away from it.When I was looking for the golf course, I also saw a few spontaneous vegetable farms, which made people wonder whether many people in this familiar place where I live secretly raise African elephants and the like.

●Unfortunately, I found that when I don't ride a bicycle, it only takes ten minutes to go from school to the supermarket. Once I ride a bicycle, it may take less than half an hour. The reason is that there is an overpass on the main road in front of our school, and it takes about one minute to walk across the road from the overpass, but when I changed into a bicycle, I found that it took more than 20 minutes to cross the road once.And you must concentrate on using all the knowledge you have learned to determine the speed of the car coming from a distance, so as not to die in an unclear way.

Later, I finally found a method that allows you to cross the road in less than five minutes, and it has been tried and tested.This method is very simple, that is, carry the bicycle on the bridge. ●There is only one way to tell whether a car is good or not. Except for the extra long cars, all four-door cars are bad cars, and two-door cars are good cars. ●Xinhua Bookstore, there is a sign hanging there all the year round, which reads: The latest new book——Dream of Red Mansions. ●One time, some farmers went up and questioned: This is obviously called a road, why can't the horses run away?

The government's solution was also very ingenious, and quickly changed the name of XX Road to XX Road. ●The school's introduction says that the school's hardware facilities are top-notch, with one computer for each student and Internet access everywhere.The fact is that the hardware facilities in the administrative building are top-notch, and there is nothing wrong with a computer for each person—if the calculator can be regarded as its brother.As for being able to surf the Internet everywhere, I would rather believe that this is a typo of "going to bed everywhere". ●The so-called difference is actually nothing more than the absence of some homeroom teachers and the like.These people are still these people, and you can't see many annoying guys, so it should be something worth celebrating.As for other people, those who should be chased should still be chased, and those who should be beaten should still be beaten, and it didn't make any difference.

●In the two weeks since the beginning of school, I gradually got to know the people in the class, but because many guys are often absent from class, it feels like there are new faces appearing continuously.Later, an exciting thing happened, that is, the school and the Chinese University of Hong Kong jointly held a debate conference, and the winning team selected by the school could go to Hong Kong to debate with the group of guys who could not express themselves clearly in Mandarin.The outcome of the debate doesn't matter, because debating this stuff is just plain stupid.Each team sends a mahjong table with the number of people, and then prepares both positive and negative arguments for a question that they already know. It was a stupid question that everyone debated so much that they wished they could copy each other, and in the final summary statement, the four debates always emphasized: Our consistent point of view is ×××××××××.