Chapter 5 Section five

●When we raced with a group of young people, we felt that only high speed made people sober.At that time, we were new to the literary world and read a lot of waste products, including countless classics. We were in a trance, and we often thought about things like "why should I live" and "what is the meaning of life?" In addition to being in high spirits, other people looked disgusted when they saw us. ●Later, we all bought small Qingqi, so that we can move within a relatively long range.Our feeling at the beginning was, this guy is really fast, he can drive 50 kilometers per hour.The world is so beautiful, there are roads, human beings are so beautiful, they can build Qingqi, we are so beautiful, we can drive Qingqi on the road.

●If you realize that you are sitting on a machine with a lot of horsepower and speeding at a speed of more than 180 kilometers per hour, if there is a slight mistake, you will bid farewell to your high-horsepower machine that cost a lot of money From now on, you can never experience the feeling of surpassing Santana, you can no longer eat delicious salt and pepper ribs, you can no longer watch exciting American blockbusters, you can no longer ask what your former friends are doing now, you will feel that the world is incomparable It's real, it's terrifyingly real, it's so real that as long as there is a small brick on the road, everything will disappear, you will concentrate, hold the handlebar tightly, see the coming car clearly, carefully avoid it, until you stop.

●After two and a half hours of waiting, the director's blockbuster film called "What is Human Nature" was finally screened.Before this, the director had never shown up. He only appeared once during the showing of this film, and his image surprised us.It turns out that this person has a fat head and big ears, his belly protrudes like the domestic TV set, his legs are as thick as those two speakers, and his butt is as big as a power amplifier. With this set of equipment, it can be said that he has achieved the integration of man and machine. It is amazing how this person is. Make it possible to climb up from that ladder without the ladder collapsing.

●The fat director drives a Beijing Jeep called Cherokee. This car is not timid. It has a displacement of four liters and an extremely large fuel gauge.Coupled with the fuel consumption of 20 liters per 100 kilometers, people will never forget to refuel for a lifetime. ●Why are there so many criticisms for TV dramas now? Because these women are very powerful and have the remote control. If the husband is a critic, he will often become angry because he can’t watch the ball. The result is that the TV drama has a bad reputation. ●Our other writer has some experience in writing TV scripts. This person is extremely skinny, like he crawled out of an Egyptian tomb. He likes to smoke, but he has no taste. I used to be a football referee. Once when I was taking out the red card, I suddenly found that the red card had been dropped, so I took out the Double Happiness cigarette case and sent him off, so I developed feelings for Double Happiness and smoked for many years.

●This person's English name is exactly the same as that of an international movie star, Tom Kowtow.We were not used to calling him at first, and later we simply called him "Kailuosi". This person hated his Chinese name, and even his own mother was doomed. She was not allowed to call her son by his Chinese name, so every time I saw my son, I would call out happily. : Come back, Tom pants off. ●Snail is more than 30 years old, not married, the most recent girlfriend is a college student, because he dislikes Snail and worships foreigners and foreign countries, they broke up.When we broke up, I said to Keluosi very seriously: You know, I hate fake foreign devils the most. Your hypocrisy makes me feel very uncomfortable. We are all Chinese, and my boyfriend should also be a real Chinese. .Damn, what a patriotic girl.

Three years later, this woman who only loved Chinese people left for Canada and married a real foreign devil. ●Haidian, this place is the well-known source of persecution of students throughout the country. ●The roadside stands are full of chickens that come out day and night and the quality is not up to standard. Looking at Sanlitun from the intersection, you will sigh: It really is Sanlitun. ●The outline of the TV series has already been approved, and it requires the three of us to work together to produce 400,000 characters in more than a month.The main content of this play is as follows:

A woman fell in love with a man younger than herself, and the man who was younger than the woman didn't like a woman older than herself.A woman does everything possible to please that man, and the other woman that the man likes does not like this man, but likes a man younger than herself, and the man who is liked by the first woman is a man with a successful career, while the woman she likes And the man he likes who is younger than the woman he likes is just a gangster, so the man let the woman who likes him approach him to figure out why women like such a man, hoping to restore the fate with the woman he likes.Just when the plot was developing to the point where even the screenwriter couldn't figure it out, a man suddenly appeared who wanted to compete with the first man for the woman who liked the first man. The woman I didn't like before had a good impression, and the gangster man broke up because of some conflicts with the woman who liked the first man, so the woman wanted to go back to the original man, and the man who suddenly appeared was provocative inside. The relationship caused that woman to have conflicts with the woman that the man didn't like but now likes, but the gangster man wants to take revenge on that woman, so he wants to take revenge on that man, so he robbed that woman with the man who suddenly appeared, so the woman watched The three men did not know which man to pick.

After the story has taken off the background, family and other things, this is what it is. After reading the introduction similar to the above, the producer immediately felt that the idea of ​​​​this thing is grand, but after listing the formula on paper for a long time, they still can’t understand the relationship between these people, and they still have a vague idea. I felt that this kind of thing would be more popular when it was photographed, and immediately dragged in an expert evaluation team. Those experts were of a certain age, and it was not easy to have a stroke on the spot. The final conclusion was that this thing is vulgar but elegant. , Can be photographed or not, passing may not be good or not, and it may not necessarily mean that it is not good, etc. Every sentence is correct, but unfortunately every sentence is useless.This made the producer lose direction in the end. Tell us, I don’t care what you write in the end, it’s almost like this. In short, you must write with high ratings, great influence, and the most important thing is to make money. Don’t fail the review, and you Know what kind of people are censoring movies and TV these days, don't act like you're smarter than them because there's no need, it's well known.