Chapter 3 third quarter

●We walked along Zhongshan East Road, looking at the old Shanghai, opposite to the Oriental Pearl Tower, a thing that a foreigner always struggles to climb when he comes to Shanghai.I have spent a lot of time in Shanghai, but I have never seen it at its feet, and I don't even think it is magnificent.There is also the International Convention and Exhibition Center next to it, which is as ugly as it looks from the Bund. There are only a few balls piled up together. People with vision problems think that those few balls fell from the Oriental Pearl Tower. ●Waibaidu Bridge.For many years, I always thought that Pudong was on the other side of the bridge.But after I left Shanghai, I realized that the area under the bridge turned out to be the Suzhou Creek.The Huangpu River made an exaggerated bend under my feet.

●The old gun uses Wubi. The problem with Wubi is that if a word gets stuck, it’s over, so let’s tear down the word slowly.When Lao Qiang first arrived, he heard that the word "bump" was blocked. After blocking for a day, he refused to cut it into pinyin. You can imagine the pain.After that, he was blocked by "duan" and "embarrassed", which was very embarrassing.The hopeless thing is that after every block, Lao Qiang always insists on not changing the pinyin.When I first moved here, I praised Lao Qiang for his fearless spirit of never giving up without seeing the Yellow River. I felt that this was my personality and that Lao Qiang was a talent.

But, unfortunately, it's not that Lao Qiang really went all the way to the black, it's just that he didn't know that he could still type things in pinyin. ●In order to have a car, Lao Qiang can roam the streets and alleys of Shanghai, see Hengshan Road, Julu Road, Huaihai Road, Nanjing Road, Jinling Road, Fuxing Road every day, and go to the Bund at any time, the price he paid You can't get out of the car, you can only watch it in the car, because there is no place for you to park the old gun.The prerequisite for reaching this step is that the old gun has a car.It is estimated that when the old gun has a car, there will be no Bund.Because scientists say that Shanghai is sinking into the sea at a rate of a few centimeters per year.

●We believe what the scientist uncle said, because of my dream, I was a scientist in the first grade.Lao Qiang's dream was to be a worker when he was in the first grade, because we workers have strength.When the old gun has power, he knows that the strength of the workers is actually the strength of the muscles, and then the old gun also wants to be a scientist, because the power of the scientist seems to be greater, and the scientist can build an atomic bomb.The sad thing is that the old gun has researched that the atomic bombs made by scientists are often thrown into industrial areas, so the powerful workers disappear into dust.When the later ideals wiped out the previous ideals, and then the later ideals also disappeared, Lao Qiang felt that the world was over.

●In the next year, we held a class reunion. The primary school students gathered together, all of them were radiant, and they all changed into the best clothes at home. It is estimated that the mobile phone was borrowed in all likelihood. If you can’t borrow a mobile phone, it’s not good Clothes, all absent for all sorts of strange reasons. ●A four-speed CD-ROM drive is installed on my machine to watch all kinds of pirated movies.This optical drive has been trained by us to be supernatural. Because of reading pirated movies all the year round, this thing only knows pirated CDs.Once, Lao Qiang and I got a genuine disc, but failed to read it for a long time.

Pirates are good because they can bring together people who are not from the same record company. ●Old Gun loves to listen to saxophone most. The reason is that it must be very painful for Lao Gun to imagine that person playing such a big guy. ●When I wanted to listen to a CD, I stuffed the VCD into the CD player. I saw that I couldn’t read it, so I took out the VCD. I forgot what I was going to do. I thought about it for a long time, and finally realized it. Then I took a computer to watch the VCD. up. Such signs show that Lao Qiang's first love is coming. ●Lao Qiang paid homage to her youth for about three weeks, and felt that she couldn't stand it any longer, so she wanted to have a deeper communication with her.My point of view has always been that children in the second grade of junior high school know nothing and have nothing, except for something called youth.Do they know what they want?Youth, in fact, it is not their turn.What is youth, isn't it just that young people are in spring, and they are still teenagers.

However, Lao Qiang still has the idea of ​​communicating, and privately feels that this child seems to have a lot of literary skills and has read a lot of things. The reason is that it can be seen from her riding posture. ●The specific work is that a youth idol drama has everything, but lacks a script, how to make money and how to write, one episode is 4,000.At that time, I was very surprised when I heard this. A TV series has all the directors, actors, and funds, but it lacks a script. ●This guy used to be the stupidest student in my junior high school. Just by looking at his name, he knew that this was a stupidity inherited from their family. His father originally named him Yang Wei. At that time, not many people knew what impotence was. Later, Yang Wei's father felt that there were too many people called Yang Wei, and it was inconvenient to address him, so he changed his name.This is good news, but the problem is, what is wrong with the change, it will only follow the previous style, take the revisionism in the true and literal sense, and think that the change is very grand, called Yang Dawei.

●As for why Yang Dawei is richer than ordinary ducks, this is easy to explain, because lesbians really want to know what that impotent man is. ●The rooms arranged by Yang Dawei for me are all in the hotel of the Chinese Writers Association, and he told him to take a taxi back, don’t say that he is going to the Writers Association. . ●Many people are like this, first forget a person's appearance, and then forget a person's name, this is for lovers.For friends, what happens at most is that when you look at A, you think of B in your mind, and then call: Oh Mr. C, long time no see.

●I saw a bunch of writers, a whole bunch. ●Yifan's wife used to wash people's hair on the street. She washes each customer's hair for ten yuan, which is 40 to 60 cents from the boss.Yifan ran into this woman when he was going to wash, and was inspired by watching "Soul Breaking Blue Bridge" after returning home that day, and married this woman back home in three days.This is what he thinks is the most artistic thing to do.Unexpectedly, within less than a month of marriage, she has passed all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases except AIDS, which can be said to be an eye-opener for all kinds of diseases.