Chapter 2 second quarter

Tieniu told me to quickly practice the small universe, so that I can also make a holy cloth.We went back very early that day, and Tieniu said that after practicing the small universe, the feeling of walking is different, like flying.The iron ox was flying so fast that day, and it was very difficult for me to follow behind. ●For the first time in his life, the class teacher surnamed Liu enthusiastically called Tieniu in.As soon as he stepped into the classroom, Tie Niu's father kicked him, making Tie Niu's few steps just now go in vain. ●In the summer of 1990, Tieniu and I entered the sixth grade smoothly.The main content of our school meeting is: the arrival of the 21st century, what kind of mental outlook should the students greet.The answer is that students should study hard to repay the society, and be a useful person in the future to build the 21st century.

●Tie Niu and I are prospective members of the Black Dragon Gang. One of the main conditions for becoming a Black Dragon Gang is to have a girlfriend.I found the one sitting next to me in our class, named Chen Xiaolu, for which Tieniu complained a lot, and I said that my buddy really had no choice, and I didn't choose the name. ●Tie Niu was in great pain at this time, because he couldn't find a girlfriend for a while, and Chen Lu was dating a boy from the first year of junior high school. The boy had to ride a mountain bike to the school gate to pick up Chen Lu after school every day.We have no idea about his people, but we covet his car.

●When Chen Xiaolu came the next day, I was very embarrassed and wondered what Chen Xiaolu and I should say.Then I should say something to her, and then I should show a proper expression.It hurts me to think.As a result, Chen Xiaolu was very considerate to me and didn't embarrass me.Because she never said anything to me again. ●The bullet necklace I gave to Chen Xiaolu appeared on Tieniu's neck on time.I said to Tieniu, damn it, it would be better if I gave it to you directly, without any intermediary department. ●Until one day, Chen Xiaolu found out that she had said everything she could say, and Tieniu had already had nothing to say except scolding a few times for fucking me, so the two of them have not communicated since then, for no reason Just like when the two were together.

●Zhu Wenwen is extremely insidious. Every time get out of class is over, he always observes from his seat. For example, when someone accidentally bumps into another person while walking, the two quarrel, and he rushes to the office next door.The speed is indescribable. ●The person surnamed Liu said, you should pay attention to the ideology and morality of your children, otherwise your grades in our class will be deducted by you.To cultivate their sense of collective honor.But the fact is that the head teacher who gets the first place in the class evaluation every semester can get an extra bonus of 500 yuan.The head teacher of our school regards the five hundred yuan as the highest honor in life, so he desperately emphasizes collective honor.

●Any lovelorn woman is the same, either never marry for life, or marry quickly. ●His father expected him to be a literati, but later Shujun developed into a hooligan, which disappointed his father very much.And I knew that in this society, there is no difference between hooligans and literati.So, Shujun's father's dream has become a reality.We are all men of letters. ●We are more interested in the three-section stick, because we clearly remember that in the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" we watched when we were in the second grade, there was a turtle who used the three-section stick.And dumbbells have no practical value, because I have never seen anyone use a dumbbell as a weapon.

●The original owner of this car got into a fight with someone, was cut in the neck and died on the spot.This was a group fight, and with the idea of ​​everyone participating in the national fitness, the number of people in this scuffle exceeded fifty.It is not clear who cut the knife at the end.So all the people were detained for fifteen days. ●In everyone's memory, there are two things that will be deeply remembered, happy and painful.The fastest to forget is the boring. ●Every summer vacation, my first sentence in the "Summer Vacation Experience" arranged is always: summer vacation is here, and cicadas are shouting on the tree.I started using this when I was in sixth grade.When I was in the first year of junior high school, I felt tired and felt that there must be some colorful beginnings, so I conceived for a long time. As a result, the beginning of my experience that summer vacation was: Cicadas screamed on the tree, summer vacation is here.

●At a certain point, people around me leave one after another. When a person becomes familiar and leaves faster and faster, I find that it has been a long time since I met the person I used to be with day and night. ●Old Gun has been in this business for more than four years. This is his painful four years, because our job is to write something, 6,000 words a day, and we will give you 200 yuan for the manuscript, and then hand it over to the boss.After a month, you can see your things turned into books, which are popular in various stalls. The content is written by you, but unfortunately the author is Jia Pingwa Chili.Lao Qiang wrote two novels by Jia Pingwa and a collection of essays by Liu Yong.The most amazing thing is that he actually wrote something about Qiong Yao in the second year after joining this industry, which was almost made into TV.Later, when those idiots went to Qiong Yao to discuss copyright, Qiong Yao looked at the book with her name on it and didn't recognize her for a long time.

●When I first came here, I was in charge of writing pure love essays on campus, and Lao Qiang was working on Yu Qiuyu's.That's why Lao Qiang was in so much pain that when he rewrote Qiong Yao's stuff, it always looked like this: I lay on the window of the drizzle, saw the boy in my dream, my heart was beating hard, and saw him pass through the rain curtain, I immediately ran out of the classroom without any tools to protect me from the rain.The moment I stepped out of the door of the classroom, suddenly, a heavy sense of historical mission was suppressed in my heart, and how many years of culture was regurgitated in my heart. Staring at me, the rain slid from our faces, he looked into my eyes, I was drunk, and saw his face covered with the vicissitudes of five thousand years.

●Old Gun’s hobby is drinking. If you don’t have money, you can’t drink. If you don’t drink, you can’t write. If you can’t write, you have no money.I have written something, I have money, I have wine, but I have nothing.Such is the life of an old gun. ●He doesn't live in Shanghai, but he has a natural yearning for the Bund, as well as the Peace Hotel and the Bells in the Twilight.I went there with Old Gun once, and this time we called a car, because we just got a few thousand.We called Poussin walked through Jing'an Temple, crossed Huaihai Road, and saw Maison Department Store. We all weighed how many handkerchiefs we could buy there with the thousands in our hands.Then cross Baoqing Road and arrive at Hengshan Road.We are running counter to the Bund at this time.We passed by Hengshan Hotel, watching the old times disappear from sight, passed by the subway station, and then turned onto Zhaojiabang Road, saw countless office buildings disappearing on both sides, and countless people dressed like men walked out of them and called a car Then disappeared.Lao Gun then accused them of writing such poor literature under such superior conditions.I reminded Lao Qiang that those guys with a bag in their hand were not writing.