Chapter 58 My Speech Battle (10) A few things you must pay attention to in your speech

Let me talk about a few things that I must pay attention to when I give a speech. First, the echo between the microphone and the speaker should not be too loud, otherwise the audience will not be able to hear what I am saying (only the students sitting next to me can hear clearly, because they are sitting directly next to the speaker).I found this out at Hualien Education University and Qiaoguang Technical College.This hardware shortcoming also has something to do with my speaking very quickly, the rhythm between words is all stuck together. This is not the inconsiderateness of the staff of the organizer, it is a congenital defect, so it doesn't matter.

Second, you can't just dim the lights just because I'm putting on a slideshow -- someone will fall asleep, no matter how interesting I am.This has been proven time and time again. I first discovered this incident at Taichung Institute of Technology. Since then, two or three schools have been accidentally shot due to my negligence. Even though I'm not handsome, it's good to turn on the lights! Third, it would be nice to be able to play slideshows with my own NB. I use an Apple computer, and the slideshows are all made with keynote, and the file format cannot be played by the windows system, so I have to bring my NB to the presentation unit and receive the single shot by myself.To be honest, Apple Computer’s keynote presentation program is much better than powerpoint. If the single shot on the scene has special restrictions (bizarre), so that I cannot use my NB to play the slideshow, I have to convert the slideshow into The simplest and most common PDF file can be played on the computer provided by the inviting unit.

But that's not cool enough! Fourth, be sure to drink water. Drinking water is very important. I really like drinking water when I give a speech, because my voice is very thin and my throat is not good. After speaking for a few minutes, my mouth will dry up. Drinking water can make the speech very enjoyable.I drink at least 700ml of water for a speech.Originally, there was no requirement for drinking water, and cold water was fine, but then I started to endorse Wedan’s "Bamboo Charcoal Water", and I hoped that the organizer could provide me with bamboo charcoal water.thanks, thanks.

But also because I drank a lot of water (sometimes I drank two bottles of bamboo charcoal water, about 1,400ml), so I often drank until my bladder couldn't hold it.About five or six times, after I spoke for more than an hour, due to drinking too much water, I strongly felt that the lower abdomen was infinitely expanding with a small universe. If I didn’t solve it, I would immediately perform while speaking The trick of oozing urine as if nothing happened. So I had no choice but to ask the audience gently: "Huh? I seem to see someone with a look of embarrassment? Do you want to pee? People who want to pee raise their hands!"

No one answered, and no one raised their hands. But I still said softly: "So many people raised their hands, so let's take a break for five minutes and let everyone go and relax! Hahaha, come back soon!" There is nothing shameful about peeing in the middle of a speech, because I have already given speeches longer than the usual speech time, and peeing itself is normal.But everyone thought it was funny, and it made me a little embarrassed.It's normal for Xue Te to pee. Fifth, I have a bad nose and habitual allergies, so before giving a speech, I must go to the toilet to wash my face and blow my nose, so that the speech will be smooth, otherwise it will be nasal.

Sometimes before the speech, the organizer will keep telling me to chat with the chiefs of various departments, so that I hardly have time to go to the toilet to blow my nose, and I don’t know how to say that I have this special need... Sixth, hahahahaha, the more female audience there are during the speech, the better hehe! Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king! Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!

Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king!Girls' schools are king! If it's a coeducational school, all the girls sitting in the first row will greatly increase my fighting power! If it's a coeducational school, all the girls sitting in the first row will greatly increase my fighting power! If it's a coeducational school, all the girls sitting in the first row will greatly increase my fighting power! If it's a coeducational school, all the girls sitting in the first row will greatly increase my fighting power!

Seventh, please everyone, please send me a high school girl uniform! Now, in my closet, there should be twenty or thirty high school girl uniforms, right? Why do I collect girls uniforms? Because magazine reporters often ask me, "Are you collecting anything?" I replied: "Yes, I have collected One Piece, Slam Dunk, Hunter...many comics." Reporters said: "That's not a collection! A lot of people have it is not a special collection." Then I was speechless. So I decide!Decided to get the uniforms of the school girls as trophies for speeches in the future!

You question, why are girls uniforms and not boys uniforms? Roar! Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms!Tell me why I am collecting boys uniforms! Speaking of the spoils of special uniforms... Many girls' uniforms are very distinctive, but among them, the two military school girls' uniforms are the most fierce, handsome and handsome, and difficult to acquire. They are definitely five-star collectibles.

Thank you for giving me the uniform, I will ask Xiao Nei to wear it... no, I will treasure it!