Chapter 12 grandpa win bird

Grandpa loves to play chess, especially chess and go.In the past, you had to find an opponent to play chess, and you couldn't play chess without an opponent.Now it is convenient. If you want to find someone to play chess, you can find a lot of opponents online.From all over the world, men, women, old and young, Chinese and foreign countries, everything that one expects to find. The chess-playing websites are all well-designed. Registered chess players have their own screen names. The website records each player's score, grades each player, and displays each player's score and level on the Internet.Don't underestimate this trick, it's the best way to attract chess players.Those who love to play chess, who doesn't like to fight for victory or defeat?Although you don't lose money or rice, who doesn't want to earn more points and improve your level?Just like some schools in China hold parent-teacher meetings and announce the grades of students on the classroom wall according to their rankings, who knows how many children's buttocks will suffer after each parent-teacher meeting?

Another advantage of announcing the score is that you can choose a similar opponent to play a few games according to your level, or you can choose a challenge with a higher level than yourself.Of course, you can also choose someone whose level is not as good as yours to be your "food" (object that can be bullied), but that comes at a price. If the level is lower than yours, you will lose points twice. Grandpa is a master chess player in the family, but Huang Mi was enlightened by his grandma to play chess. Huang Mi has a great TV addiction. If no one restricts him, he can sit in front of the TV from morning to night, forgetting to eat and sleep. You go to him and call him, but he can’t hear him. In the words of my grandma: " I'm crazy."

We were afraid that Huangmi’s eyes would be damaged if he watched too much TV, so we tried every means to let him play other things, such as taking him out for shopping, cycling, walking, etc., and we tried to let him play other things at home as much as possible. Chess is one of those "something else". Grandma Tai first taught Huang Mi how to play Go, but Grandma Tai only knew how to play "Five Sons in a Row". Two people played, one with white and one with black.Whoever puts five pieces on a line first wins.The basic tactic is, of course, to destroy others as much as possible and to fulfill oneself.

After some explanation and practice, Huang Mi knew how to count as winning, and later learned to use his own pieces to block the opponent's pieces and destroy the opponent's connection plan.But after all, he is too young to think so comprehensively, so he blocks back and forth, and is often slipped away by his grandma, who is the first to connect the five chess pieces into a line. Huang Mi is so small, no one gives prizes and candies to the winners, and no outsiders know about it, but he cares so much about winning or losing, he will frown when he loses, and jump up and down when he wins. s things.Sometimes, in order to win his grandma, he would go and bring his grandma here to help out, and ask her to tell him how to play.Sometimes he is too eager to win, and he simply sacrifices his chance to play chess and lets his grandma take over. He runs and waits by himself, and asks after a while: "Grandma, is there any fuel for winning?"

I was very worried: "He is so competitive, so afraid of losing chess, so unhappy when he loses, what will he do when he encounters setbacks in society?" Of course Lao Huang was also worried, but seeing that his wife was already worried, he couldn't add fuel to the fire, so he acted "Huang Daudao": "Children, they are all like this, how can we expect him to be so young that he is not afraid of losing? " "But couldn't you afford to lose when you were young?" "When I was his age, I must have been afraid of losing. Don't worry, when he grows up, he will naturally be able to afford to lose."

Grandma Tai also taught Huang Mi how to play chess, but Grandma Tai's method of playing chess is not what we usually see, but what Grandma Tai calls "playing chess".The kind of chessboard that is divided into red and green sides to fight is called "chess playing" by Grandma Tai. The method of "playing chess" is to turn all the chess pieces over, with the back facing up, and arrange them in pairs of two and two in a long row.Then the two chess players take turns to "grab cards". When all the pieces are caught, the two can see what pieces they have caught, and then merge similar items and put the same pieces together, still with their backs facing up. , to prevent the opponent from seeing our strength.

Chess pieces decide who can "eat" whom according to their official rank and combat power. The chess pieces that eat the opponent belong to themselves. Until the other party eats up. When "playing chess", the last winner plays first.Playing chess first has huge benefits, the so-called preemptive attack is also.The person who plays chess first plays as many chess pieces as the opponent must take out to fight.Only one kind of force can be played at a time. For example, "Pao" can only be used together with "Pao", and cannot be mixed with other chess pieces.But if the opponent doesn’t have so many uniform chess pieces, they can only mix several kinds of chess pieces together. This kind of mixed army is the weakest force. A "soldier".

It's easy for me to say here, but it's still hard to teach a child of about two years old these rules.First of all, it takes a lot of time to get to know those chess pieces. Fortunately, the grandma played with Huang Mi, which was just a waste of time, and there was no training purpose, so the two slowly stacked the chess pieces, slowly "grabbed cards", and slowly learned to recognize them. Chess can take a lot of time, and the old and the young have a lot of fun. After grandpa came, it was mainly grandpa who played with Huang Mi.Grandpa's "rank" is of course higher than grandma's, and he looks down on trivial skills such as "playing chess", and wants to teach Huangmi the real "playing chess".

Grandpa laid out the chessboard, and first taught Huangmi how to form a formation: "General" is placed in the middle, with "Scholar" on both sides. Because Huang Mi knew those chess pieces, she learned how to set up the formation relatively quickly.Grandpa was very excited, thinking that there was a chess genius in the family, and immediately came to teach the basic moves of each chess piece. This is too difficult for Huangmi, he can't remember so many rules, let alone draw inferences from one instance.Grandpa was a little discouraged, but he was ready to push forward and let Huangmi learn the rules in actual combat.

So grandpa began to teach Huangmi strategies and tactics.But the child is too young, and it will take a long time to teach him a "head shot, Malay cover".Grandpa had to criticize a few words: "What's wrong? Didn't Grandpa teach you? Why are you still 'mama'?" Seeing his grandson's eyes wide open, the grandfather looked at himself in a little horror, and knowing that it was too much to be impatient, he calmed down and said, "Look, if grandpa puts the cannon in the middle, you can take out the horse and put it here , see? Okay, come again." Grandpa put the cannon in the middle, waiting for Huang Mi's horse to "cover".But because Huangmi had picked up the wrong horse a few times and endured criticism from his grandfather, he was timid, picked up the "horse" and looked at his grandfather, not daring to make a move.

Grandpa knew that he was too strict, so he frightened his grandson, so he quickly changed his eyes to encouragement: "Don't be afraid, be bold, and let the horse go!" Huangmi still didn't dare to make a move, and said timidly, "I want grandma to do it." Grandpa's tone became harsh again unconsciously: "How can it be done? You are playing chess, not grandma. How can you ask grandma to play for you?" Huang Mi was stunned for a while, dropped the chess pieces, and ran to look for Grandma Tai: "Grandma Tai, you play with me." Grandma knew about it, and used to criticize Grandpa: "Just play with the children, don't turn it into a formal training class. He is still so young, how can he learn like an adult all at once? You see, you scare him like this, then he What fun is there in playing chess?" Grandpa felt embarrassed, so he hurried to grandma's place to call Huang Mi, condescendingly said: "Baby, come, grandpa will 'play chess' with you." Huang Mi was still a little afraid of grandpa, but his grandma and grandma always encouraged him, so he boldly followed grandpa to "play chess". With my grandpa's "level", I spend all day playing chess with my grandson, and I have to say something to my grandma: "Actually, the baby is not too young, so and so, who started learning chess at the age of two?" Grandma enlightened: "When he doesn't want to learn, if you force him to learn, he can't learn well. He learned chess at the age of two, did he have that hobby? Are you better?" When it comes to the method of teaching chess, grandpa can't say much, besides, his master is not as good as other masters. Grandma further enlightened and said: "Your task is to play with him, don't let him watch too much TV, don't let him fall and get hurt, don't always think about training him to be your opponent in chess, let him accompany you. play with you." Amy was very worried when she heard about grandma "training" grandpa, and said to Huang privately, "Will grandpa get angry and run back to Canada?" "No, grandpa is a reasonable person and knows that grandma is right." I don't know how Huang Mi judged that his grandpa's chess skills were better than his grandma's. Anyway, he later admired his grandpa and felt that playing chess with his grandpa was authentic, and he didn't like "playing chess" with his grandma very much. Sometimes Huang Mi has not woken up, or is playing with other people, and grandpa seizes the opportunity to play a few "really" games online.Sometimes while playing chess, Huangmi came, and grandpa begged, "Baby, grandpa is playing chess with others, and he hasn't finished playing chess. If you stop now, grandpa will lose a lot of points. You play here first." After a while, I will play with you after Grandpa finishes downloading, okay?" Huang Mi may not know what "losing points" is, nor does he know the seriousness of losing points, but he may guess from his grandfather's expression that this "losing points" is a great shame to his grandfather, and he must not let this something happens. At the beginning, he waited by the side for a while, then couldn't wait, and ran to find others to play.Sometimes he was going up and down the stairs alone, or playing alone, and when grandma saw him, she quickly led him to find grandpa, and when she saw that grandpa was engrossed in playing chess, she criticized grandpa: "Why did you let him run away alone? What if something happens? You are a grandfather, why are you still playing around?" Grandpa was very embarrassed, so he quickly turned off the computer and came to play with Huang Mi.But afterwards I always feel a little regretful, and said to Huang Mi: "Look, just now grandma interrupted grandpa's game of chess, and grandpa lost 20 points. Actually, that kid can't do it. Grandpa will definitely win him, up to ten points." It can be finished in minutes." After talking too much, Huang Mi can also understand, knowing that winning or losing is very important to grandpa, and also knowing that it was he who ran away that allowed grandma to discover grandpa's secret.Later, if grandpa was fighting fiercely, he would wait by the side instead of running around. Grandma saw it, so she couldn't directly criticize grandpa, so she just called grandma to watch: "My son is so pitiful, grandpa plays chess on the Internet, and my son'Zhi Zhimo' (stupid) is playing there alone. Hey, man, you won't grow up when you grow old, and you can forget your shape when you play." Grandma knew that Huang Mi didn't want her to find out Grandpa's secret, so she didn't say much, just stood there and looked at Huang Mi.Grandma saw Huang Mi playing by herself for a while, then went to Grandpa, leaned on Grandpa, and watched Grandpa play chess.The grandfather was concentrating on the fight. When he saw his grandson coming, he patted his grandson and made a wish: "It's almost over, this game will be over soon, you can play around for a while, don't run around, let your grandma see you!" , I’m going to criticize Grandpa again.” So Huangmi went to the side to play again, and looked around vigilantly to see if grandma had noticed. Sometimes grandma couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Baby, come and play with grandma." Huang Mi reluctantly said "um", expressing her disagreement. (This "um" can mean a variety of things: If it's a straight, falling "um," it's agreeing. If it's a straight, rising "um," it's questioning. If it's beating around the bush A rising and falling "um" means disagreement.) Grandma taught him: "Go and turn off Grandpa's computer, so that he can't download it." Huangmi reluctantly "hmm" again. Grandma said: "You don't turn off his computer, he plays game after game, and he doesn't have time to play with you all day." Huang Mi defended her grandpa, saying, "Grandpa is quick bird." Grandpa proudly said: "Baby understands grandpa! Seeing what your grandma said about your grandpa, it seems that grandpa is an ignorant child. Baby knows grandpa? How can grandpa play one game after another? Grandpa said If you do it, you won’t be able to play this game after playing this one.” Seeing that his grandson was so considerate, the grandfather was embarrassed to keep his grandson waiting, so he hastily withdrew his troops and came to play with his grandson.Huangmi probably felt that his grandfather had made too many sacrifices for him, and always wanted to please him, or maybe he was afraid that his grandfather would win or lose when playing chess with him, so sometimes he always lost when he "played chess" with him. , took out his own good chess and wanted to give it to grandpa: "Grandpa, here it is!" Grandpa was amused by him: "Good guy, do you still feel pity for me? Do you think I can't beat you? I let you go. Well, I won't let you this time, I'll kill you First!" Grandpa won the game without any effort. Not only was Huang Mi not depressed, but he also cheered for Grandpa: "Grandpa wins the bird! Grandpa wins the bird!" Grandma watched with tears in her eyes, and when she told us about it afterwards, she couldn't help the red eye circles, and said a little choked up: "My baby is really considerate!"