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Chapter 66 baby age

someone lied to you 王跃文 1597Words 2018-03-18
How happy we are, this hour has prepared everything for us!We need love, and Hollywood has prepared "Titanic" for us; if we are no longer young, there will be "Bridges of Madison County" waiting for us; we can't let go of the heroic complex, "The Matrix" is extremely brave ;We have a childlike innocence, just watch "Harry Potter"; There is no need to worry about it, all kinds of "babies" smile at us cleverly, with beautiful eyes looking forward to it!When was it popular baby?I probably remember that a certain baby novel was full of excitement, only to suddenly realize that there are no treasures everywhere.Football baby, beer baby, Internet baby, etc., let us be overwhelmed.

I made a major discovery: No matter what kind of baby, it's all female!All young and beautiful, including Writer Baby. However, probably influenced by the Changsha dialect, the precious treasure in my mind always has a silly meaning.They may stutter as fashion and talk too much "then...then...and that"; they are too easily startled and say "Wow!" That bit of cloth, and the skin is not allowed to store fat nor to store self-cultivation; they will never grow up, and the ancients will live forever. A singing baby said, who is Yue Fei?Can I ask him to write the lyrics for me?

Times always have their own popular colors.I remember reading French novels from the 18th and 19th centuries. In aristocratic salons, men always had strokes and women always fainted.Men's strokes are real, because after a stroke, they are either mournful, hemiplegic or stupid, and no one can fake it; while women's fainting is mostly faked.It was fashionable in the upper class society at that time, women had to corset their chests and waists, the tighter the better; because the corsets were too tight, the heart was compressed, and the blood vessels were not smooth, so noble women were pale and panting; It is sickly and delicate, the more noble and beautiful it is.Because of her frailty, she would naturally faint when frightened.Whoever does not faint is not delicate, noble, or beautiful.Unlimited superstitions are probably the norms of international law. If a woman is frightened and does not faint, she will be elevated to uneducated and enter the moral category.Therefore, in the feasting aristocratic salon, as long as a woman faints, she will faint like playing dominoes.The man is very gracious, knowing that a certain Marquis is pretending to faint, he will step forward to rescue her.He softly called Miss Marquis's name, affectionately.But the Marquis, who pretended to faint, could hear clearly, but she still wanted to sleep for a while with her eyes closed.The most advantageous is the family doctor of the nobleman. He may have the chance to give artificial respiration to the Marquis.

In fact, the change of women's popularity is only the change of men's spleen and stomach.In the 18th and 19th centuries, French aristocratic women corseted their breasts to hold up their breasts.Nothing else, this suits the appetite of French aristocratic men.The legacy continues to the present. At Western-style evening parties, at least the back of a woman's evening dress must be exposed. It is said that this is the minimum self-cultivation.Letting women expose their backs at the risk of catching a cold, and insisting on talking about moral concepts such as self-cultivation, is it overbearing or not?I bet it was a man who set this code of ethics.The men themselves are dressed in suits and leather shoes, with a dignified appearance.I once participated in this kind of gathering, and deliberately humorously said: It’s really yin and yang, the women are still enthusiastic when they are topless, and the men are still sneezing when they are fully covered.

Men's spleen and stomach are the most disloyal.Around the early 1980s, China was booming, and many women started their own businesses and started some careers.Thus, the term "strong woman" came into being.They are admirable.But out of nowhere, a discussion about strong women started somewhere.As a result, no woman who has a career at hand is willing to wear the hat of a strong woman.I bet again, it must be because men don't like strong women anymore.I suddenly thought of the current President of the Philippines, Arroyo, a woman whom I respect with tenderness.She is simply too cute.See her take pictures with her colleagues in the Matrix style, see her crying while windsurfing, see her almost naive look after defeating a military coup, you have to be impressed by her affinity.If I were her voter, I would definitely vote for her.But who dares to say that she is not a strong woman?

But China is in the baby era, and many women are posing as babies.I was writing this article when suddenly I heard the sound of gongs and drums.Looking at the window, I saw many old men and women in red clothes, red trousers and red ribbons, twisting Yangko.It must be some major event organized by the higher-ups.I guess there will be a news item in the newspaper tomorrow: The masses spontaneously organized together and danced Yangko lively.An entry should be added to the devil's dictionary: Spontaneous, which refers to the use of administrative orders by relevant parties to organize the masses to carry out certain activities.The Yangko team gradually went away.I suddenly felt that these old people were also treated as treasures.What should they call babies?Really bad name.Babies have no age, no gender, no occupation.Babes are everywhere.

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