Chapter 42 superman project

I caught a cold and took medicine.The cold is gone, and the mouth is beriberi. Let's put it on, it's rumored that it will affect the quality of sperm, talk about it as a support for family planning...People ask me why my mouth is white, I say I just drank yogurt...Mother 13 Yep, you know what happened to the gelatin. Since I heard that most of the medicinal capsules that Chinese people usually eat are made of old leather shoes, there is often a smell of the Red Army’s Long March in their mouths.Do you know why Chinese people like bragging so much?I heard that the heavy metals exceeded the standard, so send me to the steel factory after death, which supports the construction of the country and saves money for the cemetery.

Some people suggest that after taking medicine, peel off the capsule and pour the medicine powder directly into it. Isn't it afraid of burning the esophagus?Some people also said that the medicine powder is sandwiched between the steamed buns and taken with warm water...Damn 13, now the dyed steamed buns are sold. Buy your own flour to make steamed buns...you know fluorescent powder, everyone carries a bag of steamed buns home to save electricity; buy wheat to sow...you pretend you don't know fake seeds and fake fertilizers?Even if you buy real seeds and real fertilizers, don't you understand what chromium pollution is?The jujube method and the fruit method are not effective. The cold and beriberi are cured, and the bone pain is coming.Also don't mix it with hawthorn pills. If you eat a hawthorn pill in spring, you will play hawthorn tree love with you in early autumn.

Think of this as buy one get one free, buy cold medicine and get two pairs of leather shoes... My former colleague Zhao Zhen said lightly: "Are you sure you are eating leather shoes?" Damn 13, don't bring such Tell the truth. When there is no escape, the key is to have a good mentality.You see, the person who made the medicine for leather shoes just ate Sudan Red the day before, and the person who made Sudan Red just drank waste oil the day before yesterday. The person who made waste oil drank melamine every morning, and the one who made melamine ate Clenbuterol was admitted to the hospital, and I was taking capsules and pills at this time...don't apologize, this is called compound three-dimensional leap-forward comprehensive operation.Our pharmaceutical factory is actually a shoe factory, the dairy factory is actually a chemical factory, the steamed bun shop is actually a dye shop, and the hot pot restaurant is actually a paraffin processing factory... Even if one industry collapses, thousands of industries stand still. The international community blocked our economy, and we have formed a large domestic trade circle in advance, with intricate roots and luxuriant branches. It is the largest company in the world, oh no, a Zhu style company.

I also have confidence in fighting the South China Sea.Although the weather there is hot and there are flies, mosquitoes and insects, everyone knows that soon everyone in our country will be Ouyang Feng. Walking in the wilderness, we accidentally encounter a five-paced snake. It bites you. We are fine, but it dies. died. Don’t bring it up for biochemical warfare. I heard that the enemy is researching machine warriors. Mother 13 really has no EQ. I just heard that the first generation of six-legged babies has been born in our country the day before yesterday, and the second generation will be eight-legged babies. The third generation is a twelve-legged baby. After perfection, a new centipede with eight heads, thirty-six legs, and seventy-two hands will be officially launched. I don’t know how many reinforcements the firepower of individual combat is equivalent to. More to say, the key is that there is a smell of feet all over the body. The enemy has not seen me, and he was smoked to death. Wherever our army goes, rubber is not spared... Even industrial rubber dares to eat every day, Still afraid of your natural rubber?

This, in fact, is a superman project secretly developed by my country's food and pharmaceutical industry and the military as early as 30 years ago. In the workshop, the cruiser is the food packaging team, and the aircraft carrier is the pharmaceutical assembly company. Several milk factory managers, steamed bun factory directors, and medical representatives are sent to work jointly with the Ministry of Health of the Quality Inspection Bureau and Food and Drug Administration... A splendid Greater China region is So formed. 18/04/2012