Chapter 54 After crossing the catastrophe, he was changed again

After ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, Tang Seng and his disciples finally saw the Tathagata Buddha, and Tang Seng asked for the scriptures. Tathagata: Have you brought a USB flash drive? Tang Monk Master and Apprentice: ... Tathagata: What about the mobile hard drive? Tang Monk Master and Apprentice: ... Tathagata: IPOD can also wow! Goku dug his ears. Tathagata (sighed): Then you can go back the same way, I will send it to you via QQ. Tang Seng: Damn, if I knew it would be over if I added your QQ, why do I still go so far? When the four were about to leave, the Buddha suddenly asked.

Tathagata: Have you brought your PSP? Four people replied: no. Tathagata (surprised): That's so boring, how did you come here? Four people (look at each other): We upgraded from fighting monsters all the way. After N disaster... After Tang Seng went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found that it was very slow. Tathagata made a phone call. Tathagata: Hey, Xiaotang, you Tietong 56k... Xiao Tang: Yes, it was only installed last year. Tathagata: ...you should come again!Bring a USB stick! So Tang Seng and his disciples took the U disk and went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties again, and finally saw the Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata: Have you brought a USB flash drive? Tang Seng Master and Apprentice: Bring it. Tathagata: How big is it? Tang monk mentor and apprentice: 2G. Tathagata (sigh deeply): The scriptures are too big, and the USB flash drive is too small, so bring a 4G one when you go home. Tang Monk Master and Apprentice: ... So Tang Seng and his disciples brought a mobile hard disk when they went back, which was still 1000G. Wukong: Damn it, I will bring you back as many sutras as I have this time! Tang Seng and his party went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties again and finally saw the Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata: Why are you here again? Tang Seng Master and Apprentice: Didn’t you tell us to bring a bigger USB drive?We brought a 1000G hard drive. Tathagata: Didn't you open QQ when you went back? Tang Seng and his disciples: After we went back, we bought a hard drive and came here. Tathagata (sighing deeply): Damn, a bunch of idiots, I left you a message on QQ, the scriptures are already on my server, you can download them as you like! Tang Monk Master and Apprentice: ... Tang Seng and his disciples went back and opened Tathagata's server to download. They found that the server was infected with a Trojan horse and could not be downloaded, so they took a 1000G hard drive and continued on the road.

Wukong: If I knew it was like this, I would fucking copy it back, this time I have to copy it back no matter what! After ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, I finally saw the Tathagata. Tathagata: Have you brought paper? Tang Seng Master and Apprentice (Full of Confidence): We brought a hard disk, which is still 1000G! Tathagata: Hey, this time the server has been hit by a Trojan horse, and all the electronic scriptures have been destroyed. I think you should make a copy by hand! Tang Monk Master and Apprentice: ... Tang Seng and his disciples learned well this time, bought the paper, brought the hard drive and set out on the road again; they also used QQ to send a message to the Tathagata to confirm that they had seen the Tathagata again after ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

To prevent any change, Tang Seng spoke first. Tang's monk: Has the Trojan horse been cracked? Tathagata: No. Tang's monk: Then we can copy it, right? Tathagata: Yes. It took Tang Monk and his disciples ten years to finally copy the scriptures and prepare to bid farewell to Tathagata. Tang Seng: It took us ten years to copy the scriptures, and now we bid farewell to the Buddha and return to the Tang Dynasty. Tathagata: ... Tang Seng left. Tathagata: A group of idiots, why not use a copy machine?