Chapter 9 Pornographic photos of the country

After eating and drinking enough, Tang Seng and his disciples came to the "Sunshine Country" - "Yanzhao Country" for short. This country is vigorously holding a blind date conference called "Don't Disturb If You're Not Pretty, Not Handsome, Not Wealthy".One of the participating women named "Yan Xiaojiao" was posted on the Internet with indecent photos, which caused a lot of trouble. A few days later, the police from the Tiantang Police Station received a report from Yan Xiaojiao, announcing that the indecent photos were taken by Tang Seng under duress.

Yan Xiaojiao's report record (first time): The person who threatened Yan Xiaojiao was Tang Seng? Yan Xiaojiao: Uncle policeman, I want to report the crime. Policeman: What is your basic situation? Yan Xiaojiao: My name is Yan Xiaojiao, there is Yan who is the third child in the door, Xiao who is the young lady, Jiao Didi who is Jiao... I was coerced by a person from the Tang Dynasty to take indecent photos, including a monkey holding chopsticks and a rice fork A pig with nothing on, a horse with nothing on... a Filipino maid who carries a burden. Policeman: Oh, how did they coerce you?

Yan Xiaojiao: They said that if I don't take good pictures, I won't be allowed to eat KFC. Policeman: Oh, so did you finally eat it? Yan Xiaojiao: I ate it, I ate a whole bucket. Policeman: Oh, then this is not coercion in law, but inducement. After all, you ate KFC. Yan Xiaojiao: It was coercion, it was coercion, I never liked KFC, they coerced me to eat it. Police: Are you coercing you to eat KFC, or coercing you to take indecent photos? Can you tell me clearly? ? ! Yan Xiaojiao: To be precise, they coerced me to take indecent photos on the pretext of coercing me to eat KFC.

Policeman: Nonsense, then you don’t want to take pictures. Anyway, they say that if you don’t take good pictures, they won’t let you eat KFC. Yan Xiaojiao: But they still said it. Policeman: What did you say? Yan Xiaojiao: If I don’t finish KFC, I won’t be allowed to eat beef noodles.My favorite is actually beef noodles. Policeman: Is there anything else you need to add? Yan Xiaojiao: I suspect that McDonald's ordered them to do it... Yan Xiaojiao's report transcript (second time): What made Yan Xiaojiao so happy? Policeman: Last time you said that someone coerced you to eat KFC, so why did you eat with a happy expression?

Yan Xiaojiao: Uncle policeman, have you seen my photo? Policeman: No, no, I didn’t read it, I heard about it. Yan Xiaojiao: The police want to talk about evidence, how can they just say nothing? Policeman: Well, I just saw this picture of you wearing clothes and eating KFC, you can look at it yourself, and then answer my following questions. Yan Xiaojiao: Oh, Uncle Policeman, you don’t know. The reason why I ate happily is because the bucket contained beef noodles. Policeman: Nonsense, then why did you enjoy taking those explicit photos behind you? Yan Xiaojiao: Look, look, you should watch it!

Policeman: Stop talking nonsense, if you don't look at the tiger's den, how can you know the tiger's shame, say it! Yan Xiaojiao: Actually, the main reason is that the master Tang Dynasty who took the photo made me very happy. Policeman: Who is the master? Yan Xiaojiao: His surname is Tang. We all call him Master Tang, and sometimes Xiao Tang Tang. He has a fair face and is handsome. Driving a BMW proves that he is rich, and keeping pets proves that he is caring... Yan Xiaojiao's report record (third time): The police officially intervened in the investigation of Yan Xiaojiao.

Policeman: Yan Xiaojiao, the case you reported about McDonald's ordering Master Tang to coerce you to eat KFC has made significant progress. Yan Xiaojiao: It's really expensive and fast, have you caught McDonald's? Policeman: We didn't catch him, but Interpol did. Yan Xiaojiao: What about Master Tang? Policeman: He has a hard background and cannot be caught. Yan Xiaojiao: Tsk, then you don't seem to have any effect! Police: We are responsible for investigating you. Yan Xiaojiao:? ? Police: Yan Xiaojiao, now there is enough evidence to prove that you collaborated with McDonald's and Master Tang to take indecent photos to hype yourself up.I hope you will be lenient in your confession.

Yan Xiaojiao: I was wronged, I am a victim no matter what! Police: What a fart to be victimized, the broad masses of the people are the real victims! Yan Xiaojiao:? ? Policeman: In the past few days, our police station has received many complaint letters from the victims. Your indecent photos have seriously interfered with the production and life of the people. Yan Xiaojiao: Tsk, it's too late for them to have fun, where's the trouble? Policeman: Well, let me exclusively recite a poem of complaints sent by the future husband of the people who claim to be the most victimized. Listening to it will help you reflect.

sad three chaos In the past, Jojo was at the bottom, and in the end, Swoosh rose. Now Xiaojiao is relaying, intending to stand on three legs. Every time pornographic photos go viral, viruses are frequently attached. The computer can be reinstalled, but the hard disk is suffering. Goddesses fall off the horse frequently, and the men look stupid. Women can love more, but they are tired of mentality. Years after year of pornographic photos, the common people were unbearable. Should they be severely punished for repeated naked speculation? Yan Xiaojiao: That's right, Qiao Qiao took the lead, why don't you investigate her?

Police: Qiao Qiao is just pretending to be innocent, we can only despise her. Yan Xiaojiao: What about swish? Police: Swoosh is voluntary, we can only educate her. Yan Xiaojiao: Then I'm pretending to be innocent at most, and I'm voluntary. Why do you want to check me? Policeman: You ask me, I still ask you, who told you to report the crime? ? ! !