Chapter 8 encountered robbers
As soon as the Bodhisattva left, a robber sprang out from the side of the road.
Robber: Money.
Tang's monk: I'm hungry.
Bajie took out the rice cooker.
Robber (furious): Money.
Tang's monk: I'm hungry.
Goku starts a fire.
Robber (sweating): Money.
Tang's monk: I'm hungry.
Drifting took out a knife, fork, spoon, and toothpick.
Robber (crying): A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands.
So four people killed him.
After dinner——
Bajie: It would be nice if it was a female bandit.
Wukong: We violated the precept of killing.
Drifting (spit out a bone): We violated the precept of meat.
Tang Seng: Those who achieve great things do not stick to small precepts.