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Chapter 52 Taobao bad review reply

Pink Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirt Details: The quality of the baby is so poor that it rotted within ten minutes after being put on. Explanation: This is torn up, did you fight with your husband?Tell him it's not good to tear women's clothes off. Super comfortable underwear recommended by brick and mortar stores Details: It is not suitable for wearing close to the body at all, and the skin will feel itchy, how to deal with it? Explanation: Scratch the itch. Best seller in velveteen slim fit trousers Details: There is a piece of snot on the trousers. I am so disgusted. I won’t change it with you when the Chinese New Year is coming. Your efficiency is too bad.

Explanation: This should not be snot, but the glue used in work. Besides, even snot is nothing. Under normal circumstances, the mucous membrane of the human nasal cavity secretes mucus all the time. Normal people secrete hundreds of milliliters of snot every day.If the secretion is more when you have a cold, everyone remembers to have a runny nose every day and every moment, and it remembers being with us all the time.If you can understand, please help me to correct the bad review, thank you. Chongguan free shipping spine protection backpack Details: OK. Explanation: OK, just give a medium review, I really want to KO you.

Wenwan Walnut No. 019 Northeast Catalpa Details: To be honest, I came here for the price, thinking that it would be better to sell more expensive things.Yes, the walnuts are in good shape, and they are cleaner than those on the market, but they have no openings at all, and they are still very hard. I used a hammer and broke open the small kernels inside. Explanation: Injustice!This is the consequence of taking pictures without contact. This is called Wenwan walnut, which is for playing with in your hands, not for eating! Summer business ultra-thin cotton socks Details: There is a very big hole in the sock.

Explanation: Every sock has this big hole, how can you wear it without a hole? windproof thermal mask Details: The quality is not very good, and the rubber bands on the ears are very tight, and the ears are a bit windy. Explanation: You have to pay attention when you marry a wife, your ears are a little soft. funny talking teddy bear Details: It doesn't make a sound, it doesn't look good, the baby doesn't like it at all, there is a black lump behind the bear's buttocks, it looks like it was glued on, it seems that someone has played with it. Explanation: Open the black one, insert a AA battery, and it will make a sound.

Pet Toys: Hard Solid Bones Details: My puppy doesn't bite, I don't know why.Negative Ratings. Explanation: Just like people, dogs have their own preferences. If a dog doesn’t like it, it won’t bite it. If you don’t like it, then come and bite me. Casual Men's Spring Long Sleeve Five Diamond Hot Sale Details: The dress is too different from the picture, it is very big and the sleeves are quite long.I am a relatively short person, so I basically can’t wear it anymore. I was scolded by my wife when I got home. I was really angry. I often buy clothes online. It’s the first time I gave a bad review to the store, because the first time Once in such a situation, it is really a last resort.

Explanation: Did I travel to the Song Dynasty?Hello Brother Wu Dalang, I sympathize with you very much. dog parvovirus test strips Details: I have used this test strip for testing many times, and there is no color display. Does this mean that the test strip has no effect, and I bought a fake one?But you don't admit that it is a fake, so why can't I detect whether the dog is infected with canine distemper virus? Explanation: No need to test, it has been transferred to you. Vacuum packed authentic morel shreds Details: I can't bite at all, eating it once is like fighting a war, the cheek hurts from biting, one bag, it takes three days to chew, what a fart product.

Explanation: You can chew farts for three days!admire! Fashion vision plus size women's clothing Details: I pay when I receive the goods. I have always been like this, but the things are not flattering. A layer of black flocs actually emerged... Explanation: Then two vampires came out of the water and screamed at you, right? I think you have watched too many ghost movies. Organic bamboo fiber antibacterial underwear packaging gift box Details: What is a box?Where are the panties? ! Explanation: This is the box, for packaging.Who said there must be underwear inside, do you have to have underwear inside when you buy a box?Then when you buy underwear, I still need to put a little JJ in it?

Lifubai Deep Moisturizing Sleeping Mask 170g with lottery Details: How come the lottery card has been scratched? If it is scratched, it means that the item is second-hand. If you have a prize, you can ask for it yourself. No IQ, no deception! Explanation: This, this, this should be done by my son, I will beat him up when he comes back from school! Boutique genuine leather men's automatic buckle belt Details: This bad review is given, the picture and the product are seriously inconsistent, and the after-sales service does not solve it. If you call me to harass me, I will call the police.

Explanation: It scares you so much that I don't bother to care about you. Pure wool sweater is machine washable Details: What kind of wool is this, one piece is yellow and one piece is black, please be careful! Explanation: This is a hybrid. The sheep on the prairie look like this on TV. High-grade quilted jacket H4006 black and blue gift Details: Oh my god, where did the gift come from? The clothes are worn by someone else, and there are other people's things in the pocket. What a crap! Explanation: What's in your pocket is a gift, thank you. Fashion Stripe Cotton High Elasticity Highly Recommend

Details: This is not worth 90 yuan. Explanation: The price of this dress is 78, not 90, thank you! Natural Freshwater Pearl Necklace Details: Humph! Explanation: Humph!I'm afraid of you! Multi-color super good value brushed scarf Details: This store sells all fake products, deceiving people! Explanation: This is revenge from my ex-wife, please ignore her, she is a crazy woman. Old soup spiced beef jerky factory direct sales Details: What is slow is express delivery, what is inferior is quality, what is lacking is service, and what is hurting is people's hearts. Explanation: Doesn't rhyme at all...beware both of you

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