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Chapter 40 computer whiz

A long time ago, when I was using windows 98, once my system crashed, because I am a computer idiot, my friend introduced me to a good guy to help me fix the computer. He looked at the computer and asked me if I had a 98 disk, and I said no. He thought about it for a while and asked me to give him the landline phone. I wanted to fix the computer and what would I need a phone for, but he was an expert, so I couldn't say anything, so I unplugged the phone and gave it to him. He connected the empty end of the telephone line to a jack of the computer, then entered the system, and then began to press the keys on the phone continuously. He pressed the keys very quickly, but he only pressed 0 and 1. button, I don’t understand what’s the use of this, but I dare not ask, after watching for more than half an hour, he still kept pressing these two buttons, I gradually became sleepy, I asked him how long this thing will take, He said it would take a few hours, I poured him a cup of tea, and went to sleep next door alone.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door, and saw him debugging in 98.After a while, he said, try it. I sat on the chair and used it for a while. Later, I gradually got to know about computers, and finally realized that the master at that time programmed a 98 system in machine language. I later asked my friend about the whereabouts of the master. My friend said that after going to the United States a few years ago, no news... 01 Floor A long time ago, when I was using windows XP, my system crashed once, because I am a computer idiot, my friend introduced me to an expert to help me repair the computer.

He looked at the computer and asked if I had an XP installation disk, and I said no. He thought about it for a while and asked me to give him an empty DVD recorder and a needle. I wondered what a recorder and a needle are for repairing a computer. Take one and give it to him. He poked the needle at the burning disk, he poked very fast, but only poked deep or shallow, I didn't understand what it was useful for, but I didn't dare to ask, after watching for more than half an hour, he still couldn't stop I was gradually getting sleepy as I poked the DVD recording disc. I asked him how long it would take to do this. He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door, and saw him debugging in XP, and installing office, photoshop, Thunder, World of Warcraft and other software... After a while, he said, you Try it. I sat on a chair and used it. It was really good. I didn’t know much about computers at the time, so I thanked them and left. Later, I gradually got to know about computers, and finally realized that the master at that time carved a single-sided, double-layer DVD with a needle, and engraved the installation programs of XP, office, photoshop, and World of Warcraft on it. The whereabouts of my friend's master, my friend said that after going to the United States a few years ago, there was no news...

Floor 02 A long time ago, when I was using windows XP, I accidentally formatted the D drive, because I am a computer idiot, and my friend introduced me to an expert to help me restore the data. He looked at the computer and asked if I had backed up Ghost, and I said no. He thought for a while, asked me to bring him a magnet, and asked me what was in the D disk. I wanted to repair the computer and why I needed a magnet, but he was an expert, so I couldn't say anything, so I gave him the magnet. I also told him that my D drive is full of Naruto animations. He disassembled the hard drive and drew circles on it with a magnet. He drew circles very fast, but only touched or not touched. I didn’t understand what it was useful for, but I didn’t dare to ask. After watching it for more than half a year When I was young, he kept drawing circles on the hard drive. I gradually became sleepy. I asked him how long it would take to do this. He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to sleep next door alone. up.

When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed, I got up and went to the next door, and saw him debugging in the D drive, which was full of Naruto cartoons.After a while, he said, try it. I sat on the chair and used it for a while. Later, I gradually got to know about computers, and finally realized that the master at that time used magnets to directly write data on the hard disk, and with his amazing memory, he wrote all Naruto cartoons into the hard disk. I later asked my friend The whereabouts of that master, my friend said that after going to England a few years ago, there was no news...

Floor 03 A long time ago, when I was using a 586 computer, I accidentally broke the case, because I am a computer idiot, and my friend introduced me to an expert to help me restore the data. He looked at the computer and asked me if it was possible to buy a new computer and I said no money. He thought for a while and asked me to bring him a few screwdrivers, wrenches, and pliers, and asked me about the original configuration of the computer. I want to know so much about computer repairs, but I can't say anything because he is an expert, so I gave him the tools. He told him that my original computer was a Pentium III with CPU128 memory.

He smashed the case and beat it there with a bunch of tools, he beat it very fast, but only touched or not touched, I don't understand what's the use of this, but I dare not ask, read halfway For more than an hour, he still kept beating on the waste materials. I gradually became sleepy. I asked him how long it would take to make this thing. He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a glass of boiled water and went to the next door alone. Go to sleep. When I woke up, I saw that more than four hours had passed. I got up and went to the next door, and saw him debugging in front of a 19-inch widescreen LCD monitor, which was full of Windows Vista programs.After a while, he said, try it. I sat on the chair and used it for a while.

Later, I gradually got to know about computers, and finally realized that the master at that time used the original hardware materials and reassembled my case into the latest graphics card with Core Dual-Core CPU 2G memory with amazing creativity, and installed it again. Vista... I later asked my friend about the whereabouts of that master. My friend said that after going to Mars a few years ago, there was no news...
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