Chapter 93 in the embrace of the motherland

When I had breakfast in the morning, the newspaper spread on the dining table had a large real estate advertisement on it. It is recommended that foreign students learn to understand the ever-changing language of domestic advertising media: Headline: Dream is the only reality, including WE (Note: WE is the name of the property). Subtitle: WE in physical form, WE influencing ideology. WE is the Fellini of space. Text: Fact 1: The vast majority of visitors to WE have the possibility of a multi-layered dream world due to the free movement between reality and surreal space. Fact 2: It may be beneficial to explore WE by breaking/disassembling memory fragments, and then reconfiguring them in a mixed and unconstrained manner; but breaking away from today's mainstream life experience may be more conducive to studying and judging WE's poetic montage.

Fact 3: The film artist who is good at creating dreams and the psychological scientist who is proficient in dream interpretation may have a wrong ideology, but they have a cross-border connection with WE. To be honest, sometimes I really want to stay in China and not go back to the United States. If American sitcoms are only entertaining for a few hours at night, in China, people all over the country are evolving into performance artists. sitcom.From the anchor of the news network to the writer of advertisements, the quiet sense of humor and the new Chinese "montage" are very important for people like me who like to watch movies but don't want to pay for tickets. , It's really a feast that never ends.

When eating out, someone ordered a dish called Rock Salad, saying it was for "international friends". Two ladies in red cheongsams, one holding a plastic cylinder with a tube of vegetables inside.The other held a tray with numerous small dishes in it.The lady who took the vegetables poured the contents of the plate into the vegetable tube: pepper, tomato sauce, honey... Then, she closed the box, shook it vigorously on the left side, and said, "Shake it, welcome guests!" Arrived." Then switch to the right and shake, saying: "Shake two, happiness will come naturally." Then switch to the front and shake, and say: "Shake three, good health is the most important." Finally put down the vegetable Jane and say; "Shake four Shake, the money is rolling in!"

Everyone applauded enthusiastically. I'm just sad.Is this really necessary?It's just a salad.My dear motherland, is it really necessary, just a salad.