Chapter 15 Didn't take exam

Are you a qualified unscrupulous office worker? Twelve lectures have ended in a hurry, do you yawn without humility, but swear in your heart to create eternal youth for office workers?Next, we will hold a two-stage exam to find out your strength. Please answer with your intuition, don't be nervous or play games. This preliminary test includes 25 true and false questions. Please use "〇" and "X" in the brackets to indicate whether you agree or deny. If you cannot judge, you can leave it blank. 1. ( ) Being scolded by your boss will make you unable to let go of it for a long time.

2. ( ) When you wake up in the morning feeling dizzy and wanting to take a day off, you finally grit your teeth and get up to go to work. 3. ( ) You often make the same mistakes. 4. ( ) You often have a poker face. 5. ( ) Once you set your goal, you will die to achieve it. 6. ( ) If you do not go well when you are in the tuba, you will never get up until the truth comes out. 7. ( ) Do you think managing people is more fun than doing things. 8. ( ) Do you like listening, speaking, reading, and writing dirty jokes. 9. ( ) You care about what your colleagues say about you. 10. ( ) You can communicate with colleagues or clients you hate.

11. ( ) You are stingy. 12. ( ) You like the letter of the law. 13. ( ) Your communication costs are very high. 14. ( ) You are a slow person. 15. ( ) After going to the toilet, you wash your hands with water instead of soap. 16. ( ) You are very satisfied with the treatment given to you by the company. 17. ( ) When you are fighting for an upgrade, you #intentionally hurt others. At this time, you feel sorry, but you don't have a bad conscience. 18. ( ) It makes you happy to speak ill of others. 19. ( ) You must avenge your revenge. 20. ( ) You don't like being ordered.

21. ( ) During the chairman's speech, there are no seats in the first and second rows. When the master of ceremonies invites everyone to sit forward, you can sit in the middle seat of the first row regardless of other people's sideways glances. 22. ( ) You often show off at company banquets. 23. ( ) The younger sister and co-worker of the company have a good relationship with you. 24. ( ) You can tell your girlfriend or wife's birthday immediately. 25. ( ) You exercise regularly. Answer "〇" to each of the above questions to get four points: 8, 10, 12, 13, 15, 17 to 25.Others who answered "X" can also get 4 points each, and those who don't answer get 2 points.

A total score of 50 points or more is considered to have passed the exam. Please stand aside temporarily and watch how I reprimand those who fail. Those with a total score of 50 points or less, please wipe your nose and leave. You have not learned how to be wicked. The journey of an office worker can only end with a director-level position. You are either a busy bee or a happy running dog. Well, anyone who sees that the above passage is very disrespectful and violates Article 11 of the Constitution on the Immorality of Office Workers, even if they do not score 50 points in the initial test, they are deemed to have passed.Please forgive us for the way of make-up exams, and enter the re-examination stage with a sneer on our faces.

This re-examination is divided into four parts: right and wrong, choice, Lianliankan, and reading test. Please try your best to get a high score. 1. Mark "〇" for right and wrong questions, and "X" for wrong questions: 1. ( ) If the depleted capital interest is less than 7%, the depleted capital shall be greater than zero but less than one. 2. ( ) Non-price competition is more common in durable consumer goods and other consumer goods that are easy to diversify. 3. ( ) In the fourth century AD, the Germanic nation established the so-called "Sherah Law" to stipulate that women can also inherit the land.

4. ( ) Adam Smith once proposed four principles of taxation: equality, certainty, convenience, and economy. 2. Multiple choice questions: 8. Personality analysis - please complete the answer within ten seconds. 1. ( ) "Company" makes you think of ① boss ② salary ③ annoying people. 2. ( ) "Bed" reminds you of ①sleeping②sheets③sex. 3. ( ) "Mountain" reminds you of ①difficult mountain,②tourism,③leshan for the benevolent. 4. What does "-〇-〇-" draw? ① Abacus ball ② Egg ball ③ Lingerie. 5. ( ) "Nine o'clock in the morning" means ① check in ② run wildly ③ be late.

6. ( ) "Zebra" is ①white stripes on a black background, ②black stripes on a white background, and ③black and white. B. Vigilance——When you arrived at the company in the morning, you found that your boss was in an unusual mood. Please use the information provided in the following questions to determine the reason for the abnormal face of your boss and choose a better countermeasure. 1. ( ) ( ) The boss’s face is pale and he is silent because of ① embezzlement, which was revealed to the public; ② having an affair and being caught by his wife; ③ when taking the elevator, he was stepped on by a leather shoe.At this time, you ① ignore him; ② comfort him gently; ③ talk to him desperately about business.

2. ( ) ( ) The boss gritted his teeth and glared at everyone because ① he had a fight with his wife before going out; ② he received a demotion order; ③ he was hungover.At this time, you ①ignore him; ②comfort him gently; ③give him headache medicine. 3. ( ) ( ) The boss sometimes smiles, and sometimes raises his eyebrows, because he ① asked the female secretary to go to the ballroom and was rejected; ② was disturbed by the company's personnel changes;At this time, you ① introduce your girlfriend to him; ② deal with it in the usual way; ③ say that he looks young. 4. ( ) ( ) The boss answered irrelevant questions with a dazed look on his face because ① his son failed the entrance examination; ② the work of clearing accounts was not smooth;At this time, you ①don’t talk to him about business; ②ignore him; ③talk about business with him desperately.

C. Other: 1. ( ) The team leader is not here. Someone from another department took a stationery application form and asked the team leader to stamp it. At this time, you ① tell him "The team leader is not here, come later"; ② pick up the desk Put the seal of the team leader and stamp it on his behalf; ③Take him to find the team leader. 2. ( ) Which of the following three activities would you choose to participate in? ①The chairman makes a speech to all employees; ②The funeral of the general manager; ③The celebration party when the director recovers and returns home. 3. ( ) Do you know the year, month and date when the company was established, the origin of the company name, the amount of capital, and the differences between the average turnover profit and loss? ①Know everything; ②Mostly know, but can't tell clearly at the moment; ③Don't know at all; ④Don't know, nor interested.

4. ( ) As soon as you get a seat on the bus, a dirty old woman stands in front of you. At this moment, you ①watch your nose and nose, and your nose and heart; ②Look around; ③Give up your seat immediately. 5. ( ) Someone called on Sunday and said: "The company is on fire." At this time, you ① drop everything and rush to the scene to do your best; 6. ( ) You are the first to step into the company early in the morning and find that the office is very messy. At this time, you ① tidy up the surroundings before your colleagues come; ② wait for your colleagues to come and take the lead; 3. Lianliankan (common sense of health care) Please connect the two most closely related items with lines.There can be more than 8 lines for each question (multiple choice): 1. Stomach a. Often bow to Japanese customers 2. impotent b. poor salary 3. Neurosis c. Poor office design 4. Lung disease d. Boss psychopath 5. Marriage phobia e. The company's leisure benefits are insufficient 6. Corns f. Often work overtime 7. Liver disease g. Fear of personnel changes 8. Muscle and bone pain h. Often go to sensual places for entertainment 4. Reading Test - Please read the following two passages carefully and answer the following multiple choice questions. Eight.Fisherman's Day: A sage does not intend to be stagnant in things, but can move with the world. The whole world is turbid, why not dig its mud and make waves, and everyone is drunk.Why do you think deeply about exalting yourself and letting go of yourself (quoted from the seventh chapter of Yufu in "Chu Songs"). 1. The underlined part in ( ) should be translated as: ①Everyone is disregarding their conscience, why don’t you follow suit and pour cold water on the defenders? ②Everyone can't see clearly, why don't you remove the dirt in front of their eyes and wash it with clean water? ③Everyone is filthy, why don't you obey the majority and float and sink in the dirty water? 2. ( ) The fisherman in the article is: ① A retired saint.He often goes to the river to tell others to keep aloof from the world, so don't be too hard on it; ②"Fisher" is a "fool", he escapes from reality, and likes to teach others to entertain himself; A sound of time. B. It's almost over, how long will it be in the physical universe, and I will not let it go or stay.Hu Weihu, why don't you want to be fast, wealth and responsibility are not what I want, and the emperor's hometown is unpredictable (quoted from the fifth volume of "Mr. Jingjie Collection" Annotated by Tao Shu of the Qing Dynasty). 1. ( ) The relationship between the word "Hebu" quoted in this article and the word "Why Bu" in Bawen is as follows: ①The meaning is the same.It is extended to be a psychological portrayal of office workers wanting but not daring to take it; ②The meaning is roughly the same, but B's "Why not" is based on the consciousness of the person concerned, and A's "Why not" is the advice of a bystander; ③Qu Yuan and Tao Yuanming are different There may be a relationship. 2. ( ) This article should be translated as: ①Forget it!How long can I live, why not be free and easy, come and go freely.Rich responsibility is not something I really want,.I am afraid that the fairyland is also unreliable, so what is the reason for being poor and nervous? ②Are you finished?Life is short, so you should calm down: try hard to save some achievements, why spend time on worrying, hating those rich and responsible people all day long, complaining that the world of Datong will never come? ③It's over, I don't know how long I can stay in this personal office, I should make a good plan whether to change jobs and seek another development, what should I do?There is no way to worry.The company has cost me my fortune, and I hope that its goal of monopolizing market share will be lost forever. 1. True or false questions: all "〇", 2 or all "X". These questions are not worth thinking about at all, but in order to win high scores, unscrupulous office workers should have the courage to try their luck and guess one out of two. 2. Multiple choice questions: 1. (3) 2. (3) 3. (2) 4. (3) 5. (2) —— Unscrupulous office workers are neither punctual nor late, and usually arrive in time. 6. (3) B.1.(1)—Pale and silent doesn't mean anything, so I think it's safe to judge strictly at this time.In this case, all attacks should be suspended and avoided to avoid counterattack. 2. (2) (1) - the reason is the same as before 3. (2) (2)——This is a symptom of restlessness in the mind.In this case, it is advisable to act as if nothing had happened and not to avoid. 4. (3) (1) ——When the boss is confused, you can’t discuss business matters with him, otherwise he will not admit it afterwards if he makes a mistake, and will bite you back. C.1.(2) 2. (3)——Large gatherings, it’s okay to slip away.The dead don't even have to curry favor. 3. (2) - Office workers must know their own company, but knowing it well is a bit hypocritical. 4. (2) ——Look around to see if someone else gives up their seat, 5. (1)——If the mouth is cut off, how can the teeth not freeze? 6. (2)——It is too easy to distinguish between good and evil, and the point is to do good without wanting others to know.Do not want?Come on this. Three, Lianliankan: 1. → h 2.→h 3. → adeg 4.→c 5.→h 6.→bgh 7.→cef 8.→acf 4. Reading Test A.1.(3) 2. (3) B.1.(1) 2. (1) (If you do not answer any of the four questions on the grounds that this reading test is offensive to the ancients, it will be regarded as a complete answer). There are 4 major questions and 41 small questions in this re-examination. Only those who answer all the answers will read the answers. They will be eliminated first. Those who lack curiosity cannot be an outstanding unscrupulous office worker. We also want to say sorry to those who answered less than 30 questions correctly, you are not working hard enough, please read this lecture again. However, those who answered more than 30 questions correctly will not be able to obtain the qualification of unethical office workers. He has to give three wrong answers specially arranged by himself to complete the merits and virtues. Now, those who passed the exam are invited to raise their hands. I want to count my teaching achievements.Well, very good, everyone's eyes are full of distrust and ridicule, this final exam can be declared a comedy ending, please take a break, we are going to hold a graduation ceremony. Huh?Don't go, don't go, everyone, come back, I want to give a speech, I want to say something to encourage you, come back quickly, I will be a teacher for a day and a father for life.Give me some face, come back!