Chapter 3 Chapter 1 You, Me, Wang Dahammer

At the end of 2012, Call Beast called me and asked me to go to Guijie for dinner at night.As for the purpose of the meal, Call Beast didn't reveal too much to me, it just said that it was a cooperation with Youku. After taking a taxi to Guijie Street, he called Mingshou and asked which restaurant they were at.After Yaoshou picked up the phone, Qi Yu said proudly: "After you come in, turn left and see that Quanfusheng Seafood Restaurant?" I looked up, yo, the resplendent and resplendent seafood restaurant is on my right, and correspondingly, there are Mercedes-Benz and BMW parked at the entrance.The signboard at the door reads in beautiful gold letters: "Special offer, Yan Bao Chi package 998 per person."

I was a little excited and nervous, and said: "I see." Then I told the taxi driver, please step aside and step on me to get off... Call the beast and say, okay, then you go straight for 160 meters, there is a barbecue stand in the alley; wait a moment, I will go out to pick you up now. The driver had already parked on the side of the road, and at the same time looked at me with the eyes of a successful person, and said, oh, eat here?very expensive.I paid the fare, smiled calmly, and got off. Several beautifully dressed girls from the street came over at once. I dawdled for a while, and saw that the taxi had already left, so I justly refused the girls who wanted to have some "spiritual and material two-way communication" with me. " requirements.Following the instructions of the beast, I am bored and continue to crawl in this boring city.

The phone rang again, and I answered it: "Why haven't you arrived yet? Did you see me? I'm wearing black!" Just when I was about to complain that nine of the ten people on the street were all in black coats, the iconic big bald head of Call Beast appeared in the distance at the right time.The bright lights at night make the beast's head reflect seven colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and the visibility is at least 400 meters.I even heard a drunk man next to me yelling into the phone: "Where are you? Which restaurant? I can't see it... I have a very bright bald head on my left! Can you see it?"

Frankly speaking, I still feel very honored to have dinner with the landmark mobile building on Guijie Street. In my mind, it was very cold that day.Calling Beast saw me coming, waved and took me to the alley, and couldn't wait to sit next to the stove again.There was already another person on the table, and that person's expression was indescribable, like Italy during World War II, with an incomprehensible confidence on his face. "Let me introduce, he is Wang Dahui, and this is Youyou." Mingshou pointed at us. At that time, I was about to shake hands with Wang Dahui, but inadvertently saw the taxi driver who had brought me over with a look of envy and hatred sitting at the next table; he also seemed very surprised.So we, two people who didn't know each other, pretended to recognize the wrong person.

Wang Dachui was very enthusiastic, not only poured me a glass of beer, but also ordered two big kidneys for me immediately.Calling Beast looked at his watch, and said: "The others will arrive soon, let's talk first." "What's the matter?" Wang Dachui asked.It seems that I am not the only one who was invited by the beast today to feel that the meal came out of nowhere. You know, Ming Beast is a very hard-working man who manages every day and belongs to the kind of positive young man. He rarely has this kind of time to call us out for dinner.In my impression, we have known each other for so many years, and Call Beast only took the initiative to ask me out three times, two of which were because he went to the bathing center and suddenly showed kindness and wanted to help the girl. In the end, he didn’t bring enough money to call me for help, and once was when he went to KTV and suddenly showed kindness Fa wanted to help the girl, but in the end she didn't bring enough money to call me for help.

Combining the past experience with the current situation, I think I have already guessed that it is almost inseparable: Calling the Beast should be planning to subsidize the Wang Dahammer in front of me just now, but the money is not enough.Well, looking at it this way, the strings of big kidneys in front of me have a very reasonable explanation. "I want to make a low-cost comedy." Called Beast said calmly, chewing on the meat skewers in his mouth.He seemed to have explained this sentence perfectly, but both Wang Dachui and I looked confused. "Then why did you ask me to come here?" Wang Dachui and I asked almost at the same time.

Calling the beast chuckled and waved his hands, feeling that we were acting too hastily.Then he calmed down and said, "Sledgehammer, Youyou, do you know what is the top priority when making a comedy?" Wang Dachui still doesn't understand, but I understand.So I looked through my wallet and felt that this topic could stop: "I said, if you invest, you are looking for the wrong person..." Calling Beast was stunned for a moment, and laughed loudly: "I'm not here to get you to buy shares. The investment has been settled, and I have already received a capital injection of 500!" He took out an envelope from his bag in order to prevent us from thinking he was talking nonsense. , poured out two fifties and four hundred ones, and it was cash.Then the beast looked at my dumbfounded expression with satisfaction, and continued:

"What's missing now is the script." Oh, that's it... I continued to ask: "Are you going to let me write the script?" Calling Beast waved his hand again and said, "No, of course not. I already have a natural comedy script here. In the later stage, I just need Zhizunyu to process it." After finishing speaking, Calling Beast pointed to Wang Dahammer. Wang Dachui was a little puzzled: "I wrote it?" "Where do you need to write?" Calling Beast looked beyond the rhythm of the world, "Wang Dahammer, your life is a joke!" The loud admiration of calling the beast made everyone in the hotel look at our table.The taxi driver behind me stood up excitedly and wanted to find out.I coughed in embarrassment, sat down to the side, and said kindly: "Sledgehammer, this shows that your life is colorful."

This fully shows that I am different from Mingshou, and I am very considerate in speaking and doing things; by the way, I want to tell everyone that I am not fucking Wang Dahammer. In the next half an hour, Calling Beast began to tell Wang Dahui about the profit sharing after the success of the show: if it is optimistically estimated, it will be half a house in Beijing's third ring; if it is conservatively estimated, it will be half a house in Beijing's sixth ring.Wang Dachui has always maintained a frosty expression and sincerely echoed: "Hehe." At that time, the expression of Sledge Hammer probably meant this:

So, at this point, I quite admire the mobility of the beast.As for what the show is called, when it will start filming, who to cast, and what to do with the follow-up investment, the beast has not yet figured it out; but this does not affect the beast and Wang Dahui's detailed description of Nasda five years later. The detailed plan of share options for grams of listing made the taxi driver behind me nod frequently, seeing his envious eyes for several moments, obviously mistakenly thought that we were successful people. Therefore, leaders have to look at the big picture. "Think about it, Wang Dahammer in the movie can have skin-to-skin relationships with countless actresses, turn the clouds upside down, turn the world around..." Calling Beast patted Wang Dahammer on the shoulder and said, "Isn't this all your dream? "

In fact, I once thought that this sentence was the key. The prosperity and wealth described by the beast just now can hardly catch up with the sentence "kinship with skin", which is enough to show that Wang Dahui is not greedy for money at all, but purely for the pursuit of art and dreams. Wang Dachui raised his calloused left hand and looked at it, then sighed: "Okay, since you've covered this point, I'll act." Then it was the beast's turn to look surprised. "Who... are you going to play?" Ming Beast asked with a confused look on his face. "Ah? I'm playing myself." Wang Dazhui said with a confused look on his face. "No need, I've already asked Baike to play the role of 'Wang Dahammer', and he will be here in a while." Jiao Beast still looked confused. "But, this is my story, can't I act in my true colors?" Wang Dahammer still looked confused. "Oh! So that's what you thought!" Calling Beast had an epiphany expression on his face, then fell into deep thought, and quietly picked up a cigarette. This cigarette made me and Wang Dachui quite uneasy. Wang Dahammer was worried because he didn't know what Mingshou was thinking. I was uneasy because I didn't know what the beast called me to do. After a long time, Call Beast said: "Look, this show carries the dreams of each of us. Actors are the most intuitive bridge for the director to convey information to the audience. Naturally, we need to think carefully about this point. Do you know what I think? Among the suitable candidates are Baike and Zimo. Acting skills, body shape, understanding of the story of the script, etc. all need..." "Is it because my acting skills are not enough? Or I don't have enough acting experience?" Wang Dahammer was a little desperate, but he still gritted his teeth and asked, "Or is it because the investor appointed an actor?" "Of course not, hehe. Although I do owe Baike 500 yuan..." Calling Beast saw Wang Dahammer's uncomfortable expression, and comforted him: "But look, Zimo and Baike have no experience. Let's talk , Experienced actors may not be able to play a role well. I didn't choose you just because you are too ugly, don't think too much. Come on, cheers!" I don't know how strong a person needs to be to raise a glass at this moment and drink it all down.But Wang Dachui did it. Faced with such an embarrassing situation, he drank the beer with his neck raised neither humble nor overbearing—this is the pure man in my mind—and then he took advantage of the opportunity to lift the beer bottle. Baike arrived at the barbecue stall about 20 minutes later, but he didn't find us.Then the enthusiastic audience expressed that "a particularly arrogant bald man" was smashed with a bottle just now, and the injury was not serious, but he was still sent to a nearby hospital.As for the specific address of the hospital, Baike didn't even need to ask carefully: he followed the blood that hadn't dried out along the way, and found me and the beast called beast who was being bandaged in a short while. The injury was really not serious. After learning that the wounded Wang Dachui had left without saying goodbye and that he could never find anyone else, Bai Ke naturally expressed that he wanted to avenge Ming Beast.But the doctor said, don't go, don't go, the injury is not serious, and I can be discharged that night after tidying up. And I think I finally guessed the purpose of calling me here today: "Hey, did you expect to develop to this point, so you called me to come over to block the king's sledgehammer?" Calling Beast stroked his bald head and said, "That's not true. Although they ended up unhappy, the matter was finally discussed. I'm just afraid that he won't be able to agree to this matter." I was a little confused: "Then you asked me to come because..." "Look, if Wang Sledgehammer doesn't agree, wouldn't I need you?" Calling Beast looked at me with relief. "Let me scare him?" I hesitated.Ouch, why does the beast always think that I am such a violent person... "No, I want you to replace him." Calling Beast was a little surprised how I had such violent thoughts: "Look, your life is another joke. If you can, you..." Bai Ke brought an infusion bottle to help Ming Beast change his medicine, I took it casually, and then with all my strength, I accidentally missed and smashed it on Ming Beast's head. A month later, Mingshou was discharged from the hospital.And that low-cost comedy finally started formal preparations. Since then, I have never seen Wang Dachui again. I once asked Call Beast, who is this mysterious Wang Dahammer? The beast smiled and said: "Wang Dahammer is actually each of us."