Chapter 54 Housewives watch football like this

Football, beer and women are the three favorites of men.But during the season, there may only be the first two options. But whether it is the European Cup or the World Cup, Evergrande Shenhua or Guoan, it is meaningless to me. Who wants to see a group of sweaty men running on the green field, and a man in black is standing next to him shouting The game of shouting, especially after watching Bansu actually gave me a zero-to-zero kick, is really annoying.Probably only snacks when watching football, fake fans can make do with it. Watching football is definitely the best reason to binge on snacks, drink beer and party late at night, even if your heart is not actually focused on football.Most of the football games abroad are broadcast live at night. If you are hungry, it is difficult for him to agree to accompany you to have a midnight snack.If you have to go, then go to a place where there is a live broadcast on a high-definition big screen, and he won't get drunk, but it's hard to say after the live broadcast is over.

The gentleman in my family doesn’t like to gather together when watching football. He just wants to be quiet and follow the development of the matter without missing a minute. He has no choice but to stay up late and easily get sleepy. , Open your eyes and you will find that the TV is already broadcasting aerobics.Under his leadership, game night snacks have always been a must. Choosing snacks is not an act of pushing a shopping cart to buy indiscriminately in the supermarket, it can also have a lot of internal logic. When there are favorite teams and players on the field, and the scene is playing transparently again, have some regular snacks such as peanuts, melon seeds, oyster sauce beans, plums, dried plums, chewing gum, etc., keep chewing, and taste them slightly It is enough to stimulate the nerves, and the feeling of being rich and contented is born spontaneously.

When your beloved team is playing badly and suffering a miserable loss, it's time to cheer up the mood.Sweet snacks that can make you feel happy are the first choice. Chocolate, toffee, ice cream, frozen watermelon, with a carefree taste, can quickly divert your attention from A temporary escape from the dreary reality. There is no tendency but quite fierce competition. The best choice is boiled edamame in salt water, sliced ​​cantaloupe, and dragon fruit. It can not only help you maintain a normal mind, but also supplement various dietary fibers and vitamins. The eyes look fierce, and the mouth Eating peace is really a good balance of time and tranquility.The devil’s choice is barbecue and beer. Originally, the nature of football games is to eat a lot and need a little adrenaline. With the blessing of beer, it feels faster, and then some salty, spicy, crispy skewers, or hot and spicy. Stir-fried snails, as well as duck tongues and duck bones that can't be eaten, well, it's too sinful.

There is a kind of self-entertainment method for the non-inclined and particularly dull competition, which is to find the representative food of the two countries in the competition—or the food that can be related to the family—to comment on.For example, France vs. England, the game is so boring that fans fall asleep. At this time, you can choose a bottle of white wine from the French region and a homemade English pancake. Even if the game is not delicious, at least there is a food chat table at hand comfort.When Italy plays against Spain, why not open a bottle of Italian red wine with Spanish ham, the game is exciting, and the food is also helpful.

Watching the ball with your significant other has the added benefit of being a great time to put on a face mask.It is not advisable to put on a mask when watching a comedy, because the mask will be crooked when you laugh.And most of the time when you watch the ball, you will be in a state of expressionless face. At this time, no matter how you pat, massage your face, walk around and fiddle with it, as long as you don’t block the TV, it is a peaceful and pleasant experience. good thing. Ladies who regard football as a mistress who steals her husband, please take it easy.Please believe that the drama of a football match is not inferior to that of a soap opera.Flopping is an actor's art. Under what circumstances should one fall, when to fall, with what action to fall to the ground, with what tone of screams, facial expressions and body language after falling to the ground... everything is there Pay attention, this is a test of the players' acting skills, better than watching "The Legend of Zhen Huan"-"Bitch is hypocritical".

Sometimes I really don’t know whether I want to plan a midnight snack for a reason in the middle of the night, or I am not willing to be lonely to pursue social hot spots, so I turn on the TV in the middle of the night and discuss with a group of people on the Internet tonight which player looks the best. very handsome.Mostly for women, food, sex, and sexuality are the same eternal truth.