Chapter 49 have a decent sneeze

Now there are many tutorials on the market, teaching you what color tie to wear on which occasion, tirelessly teaching you the common sense of drinking a glass of red wine, and the correct order of using a knife and fork when eating Western food... These are all part of a noble quality of life.And yet, no one is really talking about some of the hardest problems: teaching you from the inside out how to look good at the dinner table. Based on my social experience, I think the most troublesome problems include the following aspects.The first is how to sneeze decently. According to the air conditions in China and the bad living habits of most people, rhinitis is a very common disease, and it is difficult to be cured.So when you gracefully lift the goblet and pour the red liquid into your mouth, maybe it's the overcooled air conditioner, or maybe it's the carpet fibers floating in the air - you can't help but want to snort. Come out with a huge sneeze!

At this time, the ten-level alarm must be sounded, because when a sneeze comes, it is a major event of "it's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married". If you really can't hold it down, don't let it run out wantonly. It will suddenly bring you an embarrassing situation.If the wine glass is taken away too slowly, you may spray yourself all over your face, or even spray the face of the unlucky ghost opposite you.If possible, it is best to hold back the liquid for a few seconds, quickly spit the liquid back into the cup, cover the mouth and nose with a napkin, type with the lowest voice, and then ask the waiter to remove the cup as if nothing had happened , and then wipe the unknown liquid from the corner of the mouth with a napkin, which is the way to minimize the loss.

There is another topic that will not be written in high-end books and magazines, how to clip farts.People have three urgencies. It’s hard to say which important occasion you have a sense of fart. It has nothing to do with whether you are wearing Versace or Balenciaga on this day.How to do it?Is it slowly holding it and letting it out, with a face as cold as ice?Come on, if the person next to you farts secretly and pretends nothing happened, wouldn't you slander him to death?At this time, it would be better to pretend that you are going to the bathroom, go to a place where there is no one, or simply go to the toilet and let it out before re-entering the rivers and lakes.But if it is in a confined space like a car, there is really no way to solve this self-evident mistake.Therefore, someone invented a kind of "pants for farts", which are thickened with cotton and activated carbon in key parts, which can reduce noise and absorb odors, so that you can easily spend a day with many farts.

Making a fuss out of a molehill?It’s rare to sit next door to a meal with your immediate boss, but because you ate the wrong food and farted a lot the day before and lost the promotion opportunity that was in your bag, you really have to shake your head and laugh at the good fortune.There are many table manners, just as difficult as being a human being.