Chapter 33 The Prodigal Son Turns Back

Brother Yang Dian is the number one prodigal son in our county, he can be said to be famous far and wide, he has been at the top of the South Anhui celebrity list for 30 years, and his status is unmatched. When we were very young, we often saw him riding a 28-bar bicycle, dressed as a man, and ostentatiously—sometimes wearing a floral dress, sometimes wearing fashionable leggings, high-heeled shoes, and he was not too tired. His face is as sharp as a knife, with clean lines, a leopard head and lion eyes, and his eyes are naked.Wheat-colored skin, unambiguously strong, thick and bristly hair tied into two braids, playfully sticking to his head.He sits like a tiger, walks like a wolf, has a high chest, and his nostrils are upturned. His aloofness and aloofness, in vain in my thirty years of reading people, are unmatched!

Brother Yang epilepsy is the most powerful fashion pioneer I have ever seen. Every time I meet him, my scalp is numb from his unique Yang's aura. Once I couldn't help asking my grandma: "Why do men have such big breasts?" Grandma covered her mouth and told me quietly: "His breasts are not real, they are probably stuffed with steamed buns." There are different opinions about whether brother Yang epilepsy is really crazy or pretending to be crazy.Some people said that he wanted to be a soldier in his early years, but he was unable to join the army because of a hernia, and became a neuropathy after being stimulated;

In my eyes, Brother Yang Dian is a quick-thinking and clear-headed figure, who can only be called a "prodigal son" and cannot be regarded as a lunatic. When we were in the first grade, he sold all-purpose glue at a small gate, dressed in fancy clothes, stood at the school gate exaggeratedly performing bubble blowing, sticking a lump of sticky glue to the mouth of the plastic pipe, his cheeks bulged like Like toads, they blow out bubbles one by one and lend them to us to play with.But you can't take it away, unless you buy a tube of super glue!We were all afraid of him back then, who would dare to buy from him?After watching his performance, he would go to the stall next door. He was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him. Crazy words, from greetings from the stall owner's 18th generation ancestors to the stall owner's mother.

In the end, he was the only one who sold all-purpose glue, and the business was so good that there were branch stores. Once I was foolish and bold, and wanted to rely on him for 20 cents. He chased me to Cross Street and gave me a lecture for half an hour, with smooth logic, earnestness, and earnest attitude. I asked, "Is your stall no longer in business?" He said: "The flowers of the motherland are more important than all-purpose glue. You know how to cheat money at a young age. What will you do in the future?" I cried and said: "Let me go uncle, I will never dare again next time."

He asked, "But sincerely repent?" I nodded desperately. He asked: "Have you cheated me of money before, and I didn't find out?" I trembled and said, "No." He yelled: "Impossible! I think you are very skilled in blackmailing money? You look like an old hand." I had to give him another two cents. He asked me again that I had cheated him of money last time, but he didn't find out.I said no, he didn't believe me, so I had to give him another 20 cents.He asked again when was the last time? ! My legs go limp.I gave him one piece in total, and showed him in my empty trouser pocket, and he left contentedly!

In the end, he taught me: "Do you know how to be a good person?" Poor sister, I was so frightened that I almost died, my head was almost broken, stealing chickens is not enough to lose money!From then on, the three views are strange and upright, and I understand the truth that you must never play tricks in front of smart people. What is popular? What does Brother Yang sell at the school gate? The family is the only one, and the wind is booming. Hard noodles, stickers, plum noodles, lucky noodles, chicken feather shuttlecocks, checkers... During the holidays, he sells fish at the vegetable market, Wearing big black rubber boots, no matter how heavy the fish is, small profits but quick turnover.My mother was greedy for cheap and wanted to buy it occasionally. Because I lost a dollar, I grabbed her by the corner of her clothes, and the fish was robbed. I was scolded every time because of this, and I hated this person for it!

Later, Yang Diange still rode his "Forever" brand bicycle popular all over the world, but there was an extra woman in the back seat.His wife is a fool, white and fat, with a good appearance, she puts her hand in her mouth and sucks it all day long, and she smiles silly when she sees everyone.She wears pants that are one size tight all the year round, creating an indecent triangle.Once she sat at the foot of the wall at the alley entrance of the North Gate grain station and waited for Brother Yang to buy rice. After peeing her pants, the meandering urine flowed everywhere. She bit her finger and looked at the passing crowd in a daze. goodwill.

Brother Yang Dian was very kind to his wife, he didn't yell at her very much, and took good care of her.The silly wife is either eating meat pie or cream ice cream, so she has no worries about food and clothing.After getting married, Brother Yang Dian no longer wore women's clothes, and worked harder to make money—no more serious business, but an empty-handed white wolf, juggling in the square in front of the old cinema. There is only one program in his juggling, which is to show off his car skills desperately.Riding on one leg, standing up, jumping, riding with a big top... His wife sits on the front bumper, round after round, the crowd throws coins in the middle, and he leans over to pick up money while speeding , sometimes fell down, and the obese woman rolled to the ground and howled "vomit, vomit", and everyone laughed because of it.

When I was in junior high school, he often gambled with students around the No. 2 Middle School. It was rumored that he had shocking skills, but he was not.He just had an exaggerated posture, and he didn't have a proper playing style. He said, "Look at my show for you!" He was beaten with his buttocks sideways, or with his back lowered. Shouting to the sky, her nimble long hair trembled in the wind. In the final analysis, it is still for extorting money. Later, Brother Yang Dian organized and managed the homeless people in the county, old and young, and established the "Gang of Beggars".I'm not joking, Brother Yang's later title was really "Master of the Beggar Gang".

At that time, I didn't understand the benefits of what he did. I just thought that if the hooligans were organized, wouldn't the world be in chaos?The police uncles may be too busy. He led the beggars to beg in an organized manner. Whoever had weddings and weddings would come to ask for wedding money. Rich families asked for more, and ordinary families asked for less.He also came forward to settle the conflict between homeless people grabbing land. There is an orderly begging phenomenon in the county. There are no more beggars stopping passers-by to harass or play rogues. Later, it became an unwritten custom in the county to invite the gang of beggars for weddings and weddings. The family who handles the affairs will send someone to give gifts to the door, telling the dog to come to the wedding today and so on.Of course, the gift is not heavy, sometimes it's just a cigarette.

When I was in high school, a big event happened in the county.Suddenly one day, a group of women dressed as Miao Jiang came to catch eyeworms from house to house.They have insect repellent, which is said to be able to drive out the small bugs in everyone's eyes. It costs 20 yuan a time, and the price is the same for men, women and children. I have witnessed the process of catching eyeworms first-hand, and it is horrifying to recall. They held clear water soaked in fresh lotus leaves in their left hand, and in their right hand used a toothpick-length stick to scratch the eyelids of the patient. As the speed increased, small white worms crawled from the corner of the eye to their hands... This scene often appears in my nightmares. My grandmother very shrewdly told me that this must be a group of witchcraft liars. I have no doubts in her judgment, but I have indeed witnessed their methods of catching eyeworms. And the process, did not find any loopholes, so far do not know how they did it. Probably because this incident involved the issue of national unity, and this group of people did not affect the safety of other people's lives and property. To put it seriously, they were engaging in feudal superstition activities, and the police never took any action. In short, this matter was finally settled by Brother Yang Epilepsy.It is said that he led the children of the Beggar Gang, who are usually "hate and hate" in the early morning, and drove these witchcraft women out of the boundary of our county. After that, Brother Yang Dian changed a lot, became more prestigious, became humble, helpful, and behaved according to the rules. One time I went to Cao Dabing’s house to buy meat pancakes. Brother Yang Dian and his wife were also there. He chatted with Cao Dabing, and his wife giggled and said, “I want to eat pancakes too.” !" Cao Dabing laughed, and gave a piece of big cake to the silly woman, who wolfed down a piece of meat pie in only half a minute, and then said coquettishly, "It's so delicious, I want to eat it." Cao Dabing The cake laughed again, and went to make the cake again. At this time, Brother Yang Dian said with a righteous face: "How dare you?" Then he paid for two big cakes, and walked away with his wife in his arms. I looked at the back of his gray head and couldn't recover. I couldn't believe that he was the one who extorted a dollar from me. After I went to college, I never saw Brother Yang Epilepsy again, but my stepfather kept mentioning him, saying that he managed the beggar gang well and solved the survival problems of many homeless people, which was actually a good deed.After he became the head of the beggar gang, he did not collect money illegally. He always distributed the money to his brothers who could not survive. He would also collect some disabled and incapable beggars. Brother Yang epilepsy was poor all his life, he treated his foolish wife kindly, and took care of his incompetent brother.It was rumored that he died in a car accident a few years ago, and some on the Internet said it was a rumor. Whether he is still alive, I do not know. I don't know if this story can show that the prodigal son can turn back, because in the eyes of many people, he is not a prodigal son but a lunatic. Most people understand prodigal sons as those men who can’t settle down after picking up girls. I think this understanding is too limited. Prodigal sons are unrestrained and rebellious by nature, and being unfaithful to women is just one of their unfettered manifestations. The prodigal son is like the footless bird in "Days of Being Wild", there will always be a day to stop, but it may not be the time to die.Once the prodigal son stops, he will be more stable than ordinary people, because they have experienced more and thought more.See through the warmth and coldness of human relationships, and when you are tired of playing cards that do not follow common sense, you will honestly abide by the rules. There is another saying, of course, this kind of saying is just a rumor and has not been confirmed, so don't hit me if you hear it.It is said that people who look well-behaved and pious are more likely to be seduced... So, please don't reject the prodigal son who turns back. In the end, I firmly believe that the main reason why a prodigal son will never change his life is that I married a prodigal son. I will write his story for you in the future.