Chapter 37 Chapter Thirty-Seven

The men in the village were naturally divided into two factions, one faction sympathized with me and explained to me one after another, while Er Gouzi still used the old saying: "Wife made out of beating, noodles made out of kneading, and Gong Guozi thinks the same way." Unintentionally, I became one of the backward men, but the long root represented the new good man, looked at me with contempt, and said coldly: "The bastard who beats his wife." But Er Gouzi said: "This is his wife, don't care about your business." For this reason, the two factions almost got into a fight.

Duan Yuerong still didn't pay much attention to me, Xiyan treated me better, but these days I'm used to being with Duan Yuerong, whenever I hugged her, I would toss her, and I felt sad again. A few days later, it was the Qixi Festival. The women were busy in the stockade, while the men sneaked down the mountain to go to the market. I listlessly followed behind the men. Under the big sun, Er Gouzi wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and from time to time he even waved his sleeves to fan the wind, but the result was that the more he fanned, the hotter he was. Er Gouzi's two mouse eyes suddenly stopped somewhere, pointed to a small rouge powder stand and said to me: "I said, Mr. Mo, I don't think your wife has ever put on rouge, powder or anything. Not even a decent hairpin."

A cool voice came from behind: "That's right, my old man always has a jade hairpin on his head, is he a man?" Without looking back, I knew it was Duan Yuerong's first-class fan, Jun Changgen. I think so, although Duan Yuerong is a little thinner than the average boy, coupled with malnutrition, he is getting thinner and thinner, and the description is beautiful. He is really thinner than Huang Hua, but I have never encouraged him to bring A flower or a hairpin or something. If it goes on like this, it will always arouse suspicion! But then I thought about it again, anyway, he was going to be reunited with his father soon and resume his men's clothing, so I was so anxious that I lazily didn't respond.

Unexpectedly, Brother Changfa slapped his head and said, "Ergou and Changgen are right. I should add some jewelry to my wife. Let's go together, Mr. Mo." The men pushed and shoved me to the front of the small stall. A large group of men surrounded me, and everyone chattered about buying hairpins. Brother Changfa out of the simplest labor For a man's taste, I checked out the biggest, brightest, and brightest bead hairpin inlaid with red and emerald. I said it was heavy and must be a good product, but I didn't like it. I thought the workmanship was too rough, and the jade was too bad. As a result, my woman's desire to shop was strongly aroused, so I squatted down and started shopping for jewelry seriously.

The peddler saw that there were too many of us, and we were all Zhuang married men, so he deliberately wanted to raise the price. The lady who was a bargain hunter in my previous life was forced to come out, so she helped Changfa choose a two-dragon opera pearl hairpin, I chose a phoenix Benyue hairpin myself, and after haggling over the price, I returned five renminbi to two renminbi. I couldn't help but feel a lot better. Sure enough, shopping can relieve women's psychological tension! Everyone praised me as a good bargainer, so they asked me to kill the price of wine and buy some wine, saying that there was a communal fire tonight, and that if it was a man, he would not return drunk. Even the long root agreed.

This kind of enthusiasm infected me, and made me forget the shadow of domestic violence and the pain of broken love, so I went back to the village, got drunk with a large group of men, and Changfa said in a drunken way: "Mr. Mo, you My wife is really the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, such a beautiful woman, why do you want to beat her?" Chang Gen immediately smashed the wine jar, and his cheeks were flushed: "If you are a man, you shouldn't hit a woman, let alone such a delicate woman, if you don't want it, of course I won't let it." As soon as the words came out, he was slapped by his elder brother Chang Ye: "Don't meddle, next year we will get green flowers, the dowry is thick, the body is strong, and can bear children, what are you talking about?"

Chang Gen was drinking wine in pain, looking at me bitterly, his eyes were about to burst into flames, Er Gouzi said, "Mr. Mo, is your wife reconciled with you?" I was also a little dizzy after drinking, and said in tears: "How could that be, Xi Yan also saw me beating him that day, and now she insists on ignoring me, thinking that I was the one who picked her up at the beginning, how could this little girl turn her back on her?" No wonder Confucius said that only villains and girls are hard to raise, and this little girl has taken care of everything." Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, and said to me for a while: "Mr. Mo is really sour."

Er Gouzi sighed and patted me on the shoulder: "Mr. Mo, you are the most knowledgeable person in this village and the only one who respects me. Come, I will accompany you to sing folk songs, your wife I will surely forgive you." As soon as the words came out, all the men agreed that it was the southern barbarian men and women on another mountain who used folk songs to express their love. Once, they accidentally kidnapped a woman from the village. It can be seen that this woman loves to listen to folk songs. Sing folk songs?That means everyone is going to sing karaoke tonight! I was thinking drunkenly, a lot of men pulled me, holding wine jugs, and came to my door noisy all the way. There were a lot of women in the room, and my head was a little dizzy. Is it our turn to open an embroidery account?Shaking my head, I realized that today is Qixi Festival, and a large group of girls must be celebrating Qixi Festival at my house.

Suddenly remembering last year when I was with Biying and Song Minglei, I couldn't help staring at the moon in a daze. I don't know who kept calling in my ear: "Students, come and sing a song of our masters, but you are not allowed to sing sour songs." I took a few sips of wine, and gradually the alcohol became invincible. I laughed loudly: "You can hear me clearly, today, I'm going to be the king of karaoke." I cleared my throat, ignored the men with red noses, took a fine wine bottle as a microphone, and sang the tracker's love. Sister, you sit on the bow, brother, I walk on the shore, loving each other, swinging the rope.

As the saying goes, there are three hardships in life. Blacksmithing and pulling a boat to grind tofu. This song unknowingly reminds all men of the hard work of pulling a boat to the land of Bashu during the slack season. Under the scorching sun, the night is as cool as water , I was also thinking about my daughter-in-law in my heart, and I just wanted to go home and hold my daughter-in-law desperately, enjoying the strong love between the two. Soon, the men got the tune right, and shouted back and forth: Sister, you sit on the bow, brother, I will walk on the shore, loving each other, swinging the rope.

While drinking wine, everyone praised loudly: "Scholar's songs are different." At the same time, I urged me to sing another song, so I started with my sister, you go forward boldly, Yuquan, Guangliang, Xin Band, and Daolang's love songs. The women’s giggles kept coming from the room, and we finally ran to the door. I kicked the door open and shouted: “You have to love even after you die, and you can’t be happy if you don’t have a deep feeling. Only in this way is enough.” Confession." Then kept knocking on the door: "Lady, you open the door, you open the door, let me in." All the men also shouted loudly: "Sister Mo, come out and let Mr. Mo kiss you enough." In the end, the broken door panel of my house was knocked down by us. A large group of us fell in my room, and I was crushed at the bottom. The women in the room couldn't stand up laughing, and I hugged one. Woman: "My lady..." Ok! ?When did Duan Yuerong's waist become so thick, I couldn't even hug him, why did his face become so big, with so many sesame seeds on his face, I took a closer look, it turned out to be Jun Cuihua with a flushed face, I let her go , made a wobbly bow, and then looked around, ignoring the women who started looking for their man or sweetheart, and finally saw Duan Yuerong frowning, I rushed over and cried loudly in his arms : "You bastard, I have nothing, I want to go home, but I have no home." All the men also hugged their women and cried and laughed heartily, saying: "Daughter-in-law, I miss you so much." I was crying and laughing in a daze, and my eyes were dazed, as if my companions were being dragged out by the women by their ears. Then I don't remember what I said again, just fell into a sweet dreamland. The next day, I woke up in a daze, the smell of food wafted over, Duan Yuerong was cooking porridge, and Xiyan lay on my chest Yiyi babbling, I don’t know what I was talking about, seeing me wake up, excitedly Salivating. But she didn't seem to tear me down like this, and it made me feel relieved, my head hurts so much, Duan Yuerong came over and brought a bowl of porridge, and said helplessly, "You finally woke up." I took the porridge in a daze, and looked at him, with the phoenix flying to the moon hairpin in his hair, the more handsome his jade face, my mind was spinning fast, trying to think about what happened yesterday. But I saw him smile brightly at me: "Hurry up and eat, the sun is coming up, it's time to go to the fields." I still stared at him intently, and he gave me another smile, Bai Meisheng, and said: "You don't want me to give you enough kisses before you get up." Immediately, memories of last night flooded into my mind, and blood rushed to my face at the same time. My God, what did I do yesterday! I... I actually sang a love song to Duan Yuerong?And it seems that they are all passionate men's versions... I drank the porridge in one gulp and jumped up: "Mother of the child, watch Xi Yan carefully at home, I'm going to the ground." Then she ran out of the house without washing up, and faintly heard Duan Yuerong laughing softly from behind. When I left the house, the men greeted me as usual, and when the women saw me, they blushed and ran away, giggling. Ok? !Did I do something outrageous yesterday? I shook my head, ignored it, calmed down, walked down the field, and began to cut the wheat. Changfa next to me smiled at me. I just bent down, but I heard him humming Yuquan’s most beautiful .